🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
i'm well versed in fbi behavioral detection and i have concluded this is the face of a man who wants to die right now
Screenshot 2026-04-10 064520.pngScreenshot 2026-04-10 064656.png
 
S.C.U.D. said:
There's an important lesson to be learned in this Landon/Vimp arc: persistence doesn't always pay off, and you gotta know when to walk away.
Click to expand...
I don't think persistence works at all, you can generally tell if you have a chance with someone the first time you lightly flirt.


In general I think men and women basically want one thing out of a relationship and its someone that will make their life more interesting/lively.
You basically need to create the impression that you are going places and living an interesting life and they can come along for that ride if they want.
 
I watched up until a bit after beth joined, holy fuck did we lose a lot of people while i was procrastinating

glad gaydee is gone, emma got boring after a bit

it says theres only 3 contestants (4 technically) left and i am so so sos o so glad that bingo bongo are still around, my queens. i bet they have been very good. i am using this post as a bookmark so i can go see what happened with them
 
Kong Strong said:
In general I think men and women basically want one thing out of a relationship and its someone that will make their life more interesting/lively.
You basically need to create the impression that you are going places and living an interesting life and they can come along for that ride if they want.
Click to expand...
She could be his janitor queen, riding on his mop bucket like it's the bow of the Titanic, if only he had rizzed her up properly...

People talk about hellhouse like it's just peepee poopoo, dumping garbage, condiments and smashing walls but look at these two and tell me they're not in a hell 100 times worse.
1775818373123.png
 
When did Dumbgay become based?
He's interrogating Vimp and Landon, asking for specific examples of how Bashir has been manipulating (silence), why she turned on him (silence), why she chucked his stuff out, she said "because he made James Drake bleed!" but was quickly called out that she threw his stuff before that even happened, and now he's basically saying they are acting like school bullies.

Also when is the ACTUAL finale day? Because they've been saying 15th for ages, 15th is circled on the fridge door, but now everyone is saying "3 days left" and even Jet earlier was like "there's only 3 or 4 days left I guess? Monday or something?". Does anyone even fucking know?
 
Good lord this is still going? The fact it's 7am and there's ambient snoring is reminding me of horrid low-energy emotional talks at an afterparty
 
1775820409070.png
You would expect Vimp to hate this but she totally loves it and doesn't want to leave. She's enjoying listening to Landon talk about how he finds her attractive, probably giving her a big confidence and ego boost
 
Landon's proposal to Vimp featuring the Samurai Bashir, Maiden Bingo, and Dragon Drake:

This shit goes on forever and she only now left the confessional and it's 7:36 EST.

samuraibashir.png
 
Last edited:
SneakEnergy said:
He's interrogating Vimp and Landon, asking for specific examples of how Bashir has been manipulating (silence), why she turned on him (silence), why she chucked his stuff out, she said "because he made James Drake bleed!" but was quickly called out that she threw his stuff before that even happened, and now he's basically saying they are acting like school bullies.
Click to expand...
First I'm forced to side with a muslim, now I'm forced to agree with a black faggot. I thought this was supposed to be neo-nazi Big Brother, not the woke show.
 
I don't have the heart to turn this on. Landon should put on his janny uniform and just start cleaning the house and end this torture.

Give him something he can handle, like a mop.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom