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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
a random name said:
uh, great theory on Letty, but her ex boyfriend was on discord day 1 providing her real name
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That would definitely be a bigger vector than Pimeye. I only said Pimeye because someone on /tv/ was saying they had searched her face with it and it had led to her porn uploads. In either case, the existence of such a tool worries me. Even to opt out, you have to take a photo of your face with a photo of your ID, which just gets fed back in to further track you & train their model. The only real solution is to just ensure you have 0 images of yourself on image search engines
 
Feel free to hit me with a ⏰ , but it seems they officially added Damiel back to the site. I could've sworn it was 7 of 8 like 15 minutes ago.
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I'd like to think that Josie refuses to give Damiel the baby because she knows he'd be an awful father, but more likely she's just totally in the zone with the thing. Like it's her baby and she's totally vibing with it. No thought about it at all.
 
Bahahaha Jon's flabbergasted at Sylvia's reading abilities and asks that she read him the bible because he can only read 1 page per day. He's like Charlie Kelly

Jon also claims every time he's tried weed he throws up for hours because he's allergic to it.
 
They hate us cause they ain't us. I've seen people write defenses for Jon that could be used in a court of law by some of you in this thread. I am genuinly curious. What does Damiel do? I am being genuine here, if someone has a good answer please give it to me.


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Does anyone else subscribe to the multiple plants theory? I wouldn't be surprised if Vance turns out to be a plant as well. I've heard it mentioned that Sylvia has mentioned or referenced Sam Hyde in a song or something iirc.
If true, I guess Damiel was just the sloppiest and most careless of the plants.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
They hate us cause they ain't us. I've seen people write defenses for Jon that could be used in a court of law by some of you in this thread. I am genuinly curious. What does Damiel do? I am being genuine here, if someone has a good answer please give it to me.


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He's the most relatable to the age group watching this show. That's it, that's all. He reminds young people of their friends because he talks like them and talks about things they find relevant.

Everything else he does is secondary. I say that as someone who found some of his antics pretty enjoyable.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
They hate us cause they ain't us. I've seen people write defenses for Jon that could be used in a court of law by some of you in this thread. I am genuinly curious. What does Damiel do? I am being genuine here, if someone has a good answer please give it to me.


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Can't answer that, but that poll gives good insight into the fanbase - they hate the retard more than anything else. Most of us here find Jon overbearing and annoying but absolutely do not hate him. Damiel sucks, his back and forth with Jon was good until he turned into a bitch and left. He is permanently bitchmade now and will never recover. Hate that he is back.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
He's the most relatable to the age group watching this show. That's it, that's all. He reminds young people of their friends because he talks like them and talks about things they find relevant.

Everything else he does is secondary. I say that as someone who found some of his antics pretty enjoyable.
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scarily enough this implies that sam’s current fanbase is largely wiggers. not a pill i’m keen on swallowing.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
They hate us cause they ain't us. I've seen people write defenses for Jon that could be used in a court of law by some of you in this thread. I am genuinly curious. What does Damiel do? I am being genuine here, if someone has a good answer please give it to me.


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Worth noting that the obnoxious fan bases are the ones that tend to vote.
 
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Josiecels are only third, probably just because of overwhelming numbers, but suck on that shit anyway. Josie spins Josie wins.
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Josie is the realest of the nibbas, not painfully normal not painfully degenerate, just wants to spin and fidget spin and read stuff off fimfic.net while tuning out Jon's 29th explanation of how he stopped erosion at Niagara Falls with his dick
 
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