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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
He's borderline hostile to everyone, and the perception that he got unfair treatment is by definition going to create drama and plotting by the other fish.

At this point his mere presence generates friction, he literally could just sleep most of the time and fulfill his purpose.
I'm hearing this logic thrown around a lot, but the question is why remove him just to return him to the house? That part seems so unnecessary.
 
secret: all of my stocks put into sylvia now shes the best mom and the unexpected underdog despite being fat
Interesting choice but that might actually be a good call - the winner probably won't be who we expect. Josie or John would be the most kino in my opinion but Sylvia does seem like she has her shit together better than either of them.
 
Jon going for the throat and flat out telling Simmons chat doesn't like his book. He truly has no brakes, even for his own partner.
 
I'm hearing this logic thrown around a lot, but the question is why remove him just to return him to the house? That part seems so unnecessary.
I imagine the smarter viewers are more affluent. Think about it, damiel can serve as a lightning rod for paid abuse from viewers in the coming weeks. ....But then again the fishtoy options don't leave a lot of choices for us to pick from....unless you want to pay to take damiel's bed away from him every day so he won't fucking sleep all the time.
 
I'm hearing this logic thrown around a lot, but the question is why remove him just to return him to the house? That part seems so unnecessary.
I think him getting pulled out was unplanned, and they felt like they had to do it to retain any credibility after he flagrantly broke one of the main rules -- but he was just hanging around all the time anyway, so you might as well just put him back in with the fish.

I don't think he's considered as legitimately in the running to win (at least I really really hope that's the case).
 
Mauro is begging for TTS while Simmons moans "Noooo" from the couch. This is after he ignored both of Jon's comments about his camp counselor book. Lmao everytime I'm about to call it a night this shit keeps happening
 
Jet testing TTS: "Nobody is in their bedrooms. Why?"

You know who: "Rebew against the shawk peopwe! We have the powew now."
 
I'm still hung up on the one page a day thing from Jon as well. That’s fucking bonkers. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be that slow.
You don't understand Jon. The man is an impressionist painter. Everything he says is not about the stated facts but the feeling behind them. Reading is hard, therefore "1 page a day." He has no idea how fast or slow he reads; he's just expressing that it feels slow.

You can notice this pattern in everything he says. It's not quite about trying to exaggerate. He has verbal difficulties and is trying to get others to feel what things feel like to him.
 
Jet testing TTS: "Nobody is in their bedrooms. Why?"

You know who: "Rebew against the shark peopwe! We have the powew now."
Violetta immediately begs impotent chat to tell her about Simmons' book, the desire for gossip has taken ahold of her. I would do the same in her shoes, to be honest.
 
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Someone needs to send Vance Rogain in a loot box.
 
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