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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Every fucking season they end with me dour about the next season, yet still intent on watching it, but this is probably the worst I've felt about the show after any season.
 
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Its been a pleasure lads. Good season all around until the end but it was still a blast. God bless you all and I'll see you next season :) 9/10
 
I liked it.

Edit: I should have been more specific, I liked the season as a whole. The ending was a bit too much and "unfair" but then again so was the last Jeopardy question.
 
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Giving Burt the prize he earned back in S3 after that wrestling shitshow was the equivalent of setting a homeless man on fire, then tossing five bucks at his feet.
 
God bless Burt, single handedly saved the ending. The only thing better would be after credits scene of Jet necking himself
 
SO many unsubscribed that stripe flagged it as a potential scam, although it was fixed pretty quickly.

I think this proves that Sam was the mind behind the show, Jet is a worthless retard.

I dunno, S3 was pretty dumb as well. They keep buying nice houses like the S3 house and now the S5 house, but they can't really do much with them. The S1 and S2 houses were perfect because they could trash them way more. I will say, not having Frank on was a big L I'm pretty sure Jet hates Frank, or they've got some beef, so he just wasn't allowed on.


It's crazy that there are so many game shows out there with really good challenges they could steal or take inspiration from, yet they pull out brain-dead shit like the typing challenge or whatever the fuck that was.


Like, think about it, all those rooms they had could've been filled with puzzle games or something actually interesting. They could even put a Fishtank twist on loads of them. How hard can it be to come up with decent challenges when you've got decades of TV and game shows to pull from?

like just off my head I can come up with better shit
Sliding tile/maze puzzle classic puzzle, but the room is filling with water, or the floor shocks them if they're too slow. Viewers buy a fishtoy to scramble the tiles mid-run.

Blindfolded assembly build something (flat-pack furniture, a puzzle, whatever) blindfolded while housemates give directions. TTS is open, so chat can shout wrong instructions the whole time.

Memory room: 60 seconds to memorise a room full of objects, get locked out, and the staff secretly moves stuff. Every wrong answer is a punishment. No food, sleep in the basement, cold shower, etc

Giant Jenga: Each block has a dare or a punishment. Knock the tower, and you're on the elimination block. Simple, cheap, actually funny to watch.

Floor is lava, but real — cover the floor in ice water or slime, navigate across using a limited number of objects. The slowest person is up for elimination.

A lot of this would be easier to do as well if they bought a shit house they could fuck up, sorry to be that guy that thinks he has better ideas, but half the shit I went over is better than the stuff they do already
 
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