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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
between this and the earleir rapey shit he said tot he twins and the whole final challenge itself being a humiliation ritual specifically as an excuse so he could watch 2 women get choked by a dude in a kiddie pool full of goop I really can't fucking find this as goofy as it would normally be if he didn't say the rapey shit and set up the goo choke chamber.
 
I'm gonna tell my grandkids this was season 5 finale
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between this and the earleir rapey shit he said tot he twins and the whole final challenge itself being a humiliation ritual specifically as an excuse so he could watch 2 women get choked by a dude in a kiddie pool full of goop I really can't fucking find this as goofy as it would normally be if he didn't say the rapey shit and set up the goo choke chamber.
Can make a nitrous retard get out of /r9k/ but ya just can't get the /r9k/ outta him
 
between this and the earleir rapey shit he said tot he twins and the whole final challenge itself being a humiliation ritual specifically as an excuse so he could watch 2 women get choked by a dude in a kiddie pool full of goop I really can't fucking find this as goofy as it would normally be if he didn't say the rapey shit and set up the goo choke chamber.
Not to mention the countless examples of him making it clear he personally dislikes them.
 
Christ that was grim, i don't blame James for trying to win but anyone with a brain knew it was going to go the way it did, the twins should have been able to choose a ringer in their stead, Bash or Burt, Blane even.
 
A perfect ending for this season. Jets inability to get anything done, the malding faggot screaming for Drake to win. Two autstic women forced to wrestle a PED abusing MMA guy...then ending with S3 guys. Stuck having to live in the eternal shadow of Sam.
 
They should've work-shopped an alternative final challenge for the finale, in case the finalists weren't of the same sex. Emma vs Bash would've been the same, or (edit) Anissa vs JD. They intended it to be Bashir vs Drake, a finale without crying and full on balls to the walls.
They made a mistake when they allowed the Twins to stay during the recount of the candy challenge, if the late game was this locked. I'm sorry but that final challenge looked so bad.
My guy won and i do think he's a worthy winner, but no one should've been placed into such a dark finale. Just call it friendtank and split the 70K between Drake and the Twins at that point.

Too dark Jet.
 
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FINAL $$$ Winnings 🏆 💵

Landon = $1,700
  • $1,000 Drunk Piece of Shit
  • $500 Acting 1st place
  • $200 Staying in Room

Bashir = $1,850
  • $250 Acting 2nd place
  • $1,000 Triathlon
  • $200 Staying in Room
  • -$600 (promised to Drake for not breaking into room)
  • $500 Crazy Piece of Shit
  • $500 Katamari challenge
James Drake = $50,850
  • $250 acting 3rd place
  • (Promised $600 by Bashir for agreeing to not stay in the room)
  • $50,000 SEASON 5 WINNER 🏆
Twins = $26,200
  • $1,000 Insult Race
  • $5,000 Triathalon
  • $200 Staying in Room
  • $20,000 - Season 5 Second place 🏆
Blane = $4,500
  • $500 Viral Clip
  • $4,000 Triathlon
 
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