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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Sam really should implement my idea and make Jet a fish in S6. If he wins, instead of getting the 50k though he gets to keep his job
 
Welp. That was absolutely fucking awful. :stress:

Glad I didn't pay.

This is why I told someone upthread, "Wait until the season is over, then pay them if they don't fuck it up." As recently as yesterday I was thinking about ponying up some money, but this retarded challenge is just the type of thing I knew they'd do to ruin it.
 
I wonder if the twins were winning by a clear margin, if they would of still rigged it and shoehorned in the wrestling challenge so Drake could win.
I believe goo wrestling was always the final challenge, problem comes down to the fact they never said the max challenges/point goal so they could end it at their convenience and the fact they altered how the twins work in a way that made them lose several points.
If the original idea was the first person to get to 20 (or 19 lol) twins would have won.
 
What kind of retard thinks a big dude beating up and choking two small girls is a good idea for a final challenge?

Completely mental. The allegations seem a lot more plausible after this glimpse into the neptunian mind.
 
I don't think doubling down do to sunk cost falacy with the goo plot paid off what so ever.
If they were fixing for Bash vs Drake I suspect the goo wrestling would have happened there and not the finale to make sure Drake made final two. This was always gonna happen this way I think.
 
Final challenge was rigged in a ugly way that makes little sense. I would be happy with a twins loss if they had a shot but they were not even close, in no world could they ever challenge Drake like that.

Fuck Jet and Fuck Production.

Season was good until then.
 
Bingo gave up halfway through. Dropped all the chances she had to hop on Drake's back.

Loser.
And then she would have scissor choked him and spun around cracking his neck killing him.

This isn't a Marvel movie there are reasons women and men have split sports divisions. And even with that being considered Bingo is a literal skeleton, jumping on his back would have done nothing.
 
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