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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
joker jimmy said:
If Jet and Ben want to do faggy IRL kickslop that’s bad but I guess fine. But it’s not what they should be working on and they shouldn’t expect the audience they have to care about it. It should be divorced from Fishtank.
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I forget who said this, but it rang true to me- Fishtank is the perfect name for the show. It's neither friendtank nor hellhouse conceptually, it's a mixture of these things that varies in ratio throughout a season. It's about watching (hopefully interesting) people in a house for a set period of time get up to all sorts of antics, or none at all when it's boring. But it really is a human fishtank.

I personally have zero interest in this IRL streaming thing they are going to be pursuing now, and I hope it's solely an inbetween seasons experiment. I'm sure some funny clips could come out of it which is cool, but when you remove the fish element and you remove the tank element, obviously it's not Fishtank at all. It's just Jet and Ben trying to become IRL streamers and clout chase/rip off Clavicular. That's not to say the wiggers aren't allowed a vacation or to try something new, but I definitely agree this should be divorced from Fishtank. Worst case scenario, Fishtank becomes just another IP2 with 5,000 different Andys that you need to keep track of to understand any clip or anything that's going on during the show. Hopefully they have the foresight to keep the show very separated from these streams.
 
No offense to Jet and Ben but how are they supposed to turn a chud into a chad? We know the tactics they use to pickup girls (c-list internet celebrity clout and promises of a lakehouse), how will this autist be able to use the same tactics if he has none of that?
 
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Bashir has posted on his instagram stories. He is apparently inundated with messages from women thirsting after him. Looks like @Meiwaku has some competition.
 
sum ting wong said:
No offense to Jet and Ben but how are they supposed to turn a chud into a chad? We know the tactics they use to pickup girls (c-list internet celebrity clout and promises of a lakehouse), how will this autist be able to use the same tactics if he has none of that?
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That's the joke: You can't and the comedy is watching them fail

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I’m one of the older zoomers where I still get the appeal and humor of Fishtank, but I’m too old to have an interest in what the likes of Clavicular and OF thots are doing in Miami.
I only get updated with brief tweets or Null talking about Clavicular on the MATI stream.

So that being said, I’m not interested in whatever content Jet gets with making excuses to go and party in Miami.
 
Furries would have been a good bit 5+ years ago before every dime a dozen youtuber made their 'I WENT TO A FURRY CONVENTION!!!' video, now it's tired af.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Ben:"What music do you listen to?"
Kevin: "Anime sountracks."
Brutal.
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He then said Jojo which as far as anime goes has great music. He also admitted to not playing online games because his PC sucks but he was too anxious to return it. This kids going to die.

Just realized theyre still in ATL. If they're going nonstop they wont hit Miami until like 3-4AM
 
sum ting wong said:
No offense to Jet and Ben but how are they supposed to turn a chud into a chad? We know the tactics they use to pickup girls (c-list internet celebrity clout and promises of a lakehouse), how will this autist be able to use the same tactics if he has none of that?
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i mean really jet should just go into these clubs and ask everyone if they like his shoes. id watch that.
dont need an extra autist or a furry for it either
also if theyre going to clubs they should replace letty with bliccy
 
EmoMom said:
I thought the main draw to Clavicular is that he’s a tweaker that purposefully smashes his face with a hammer. Emulating anything else about him wouldn’t be exceedingly entertaining
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It is, but he's also autistic as fuck and it shows when he's out interacting with ppl at clubs in Miami.
 
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