🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
bam is interesting even if you dont like him
granted hes kinda retarded too, but still
james is just some guy
I liked Bam in the tank as someone that was kind of an outsider enjoying what was going on. I see him as a grandfather to this kind of content, though more indirectly. I was more making a joke than actually taking a shot at him.

However I do think they should change up the host every Season. You can't replace Sam, so they shouldn't try. Just as every cast gives the season a different feel, they should have a different host with it's own flavor added to the show.

I like Fish coming back at production, but I don't think they should be the host either. I'm not sure what I want for a host though. Maybe the plan should just be to try and hire a Lolcow and get them to host it at long as they can. It's not that far off from what they did this season. It's fine if they fall off after a couple of weeks, by that point the show should have is own momentum. Though the Venn Diagram of "Lolcow", "Willing to do it for the money", and "Not a threat to the production" is pretty small with out crossing over heavily into Keemstar or IP2 territory.

I bet they could get Ralph to do it if they hyped him up as replacing Sam Hyde and Bam Margera, but I doubt he could last longer than a week, even with TTS filtering.
 
for some reason I felt the urge to rewatch all the jackass movies and im like 90% certain bam is a closeted homosexual and was secretly in love with ryan dunn and thats what caused his spiral
bam kept voluntarily coming up with extremely gay shit to do in the movies out of nowhere
No, Bam is in love with Ville Valo from H.I.M
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for some reason I felt the urge to rewatch all the jackass movies and im like 90% certain bam is a closeted homosexual and was secretly in love with ryan dunn and thats what caused his spiral
bam kept voluntarily coming up with extremely gay shit to do in the movies out of nowhere
Duh, that’s why he was the perfect host for the gay dating show
 
for some reason I felt the urge to rewatch all the jackass movies and im like 90% certain bam is a closeted homosexual and was secretly in love with ryan dunn and thats what caused his spiral
bam kept voluntarily coming up with extremely gay shit to do in the movies out of nowhere
I was thinking about how when Burt or whoever asked to kiss him, the answer wasn’t “no”, it was “I have a wife”.
 
No, Bam is in love with Ville Valo from H.I.M
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Bam always came off as more bi to me, especially in the Aughts when it was fashionable for that type of guy to be bi.

Beef squashed?
I came up with a theory last night that there is no beef and theyre saving Frank and Fatty for a different project. My only source is my own gut and I am frequently wrong
 
It was Valo that introduced him to day drinking. Degenerate.
ETA: they got the same tattoos
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I'm getting the image that this dude might have molested Bam. What the fuck is this?
>PAPA FRANKU, PLEASE NOTICE ME
What a fag. The Laura/Bashir dynamic and Landon's psyop cuckboy buckbreaking funtime were pretty good from a hassling standpoint. I admit that James Drake and the Twins got off pretty lightly. However, they played the social part of the show pretty well and the reason they weren't fucked with as bad as an other seasons.
Maybe I've got the perfect thing for him!
 
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It was Valo that introduced him to day drinking. Degenerate.
ETA: they got the same tattoos
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Admittedly I don't know the finer points of Bam lore but this image makes me think there might be something to the homo allegations. Like, this looks really gay.
Didn't Daniel send several love letters and TTS's? I thought he was watching pretty intently. I like his videos but everything he does aside from them makes him come off as a very annoying person.
 
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Jet and Ben are on their way to Miami to "meet cool people". I am guessing they will try and connect with Clav at the nightclub he has a stake in.
Well, last night Ben looked really defeated and got pissy afterwards, and there was a really good tts saying something along the lines of "You are going to fucking miami just to connect with kick faggots and that's not the content we want" which made Letty immediately jump on defense.
Site chat was also crazy against it.

They really think they will tap into that money and that's shitty. Kick IRL shit is really bad in my opinion.
 
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Jet said something about them being in the experimental phase right now during one of his recent streams. They are well off economically and can afford to take the time to fuck around with various ideas.
 
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