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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aristides said:
Sam now realizes he's running a tard-gawking show and he just kicked out one of the two interesting tards, gravely hurting the feelings of the other. Jon simply cannot leave, otherwise this will be like every boring reality show except Josie will be stimming in the background. I honestly don't want to see Violetta puppeteer Vance with her annoying seductress voice unless Jon is involved, I never liked Damiel or found Josie interesting, and as for Sylvia and Mauro, well... they're boring.
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People are actually that attached to the people in the tank? lol. I have my favorites but if they get voted out I'll just move on and continue watching to see how this ends but I don't know about now since there are no fish in the fishtank.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
A background check doesn't involve looking at the dude's amazon author page.
EDIT: Also Jon said it wasn't the simmons shit that made him lock himself in the bathroom. It was Sam telling everyone about the Letty/Vance stealing and shaking Jon/Simmons baby. Betrayal, etc.
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Which, again, was a terrible move, because now nobody will scheme and do evil (read: entertaining) shit. If the producers didn't want sabotage to be involved in the challenge, it was incumbent on them to say so up front.
Really botched this, not gonna lie.
 
Unfortunately this is why reality TV shows of this nature are so scripted, because allowing it to progress naturally leaves the risk of the profitable people losing early, because being entertaining and profitable isn't the end all to success.
I think a lot of people are disappointed because the hook of this show was supposed to be, despite that risk, it was going to be as hands off as possible and let us naturally observe weirdos dealing with each other and the handful of tools viewers were given to poke with. Instead that seems to have been thrown out the window half way into day one and it was on a steady decline ever since to the point it might be more sterile than cable access normie shit from the 2000s.
 
Cocklaunch said:
The show is on 24/7 it's day 9, what the fuck do you want dude?
We're losing maybe 12 hours of content out of 42 days so it'll hopefully last that long.
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The show has NOT been up 24/7, that's just a lie, feeds have been down, website went offline, ETC.. Even more if you think (like a normal person) having every camera disabled but the bedrooms when no one is there isn't 24/7.
 
Bloatlord said:
All these people crying about "free speech", "not being able to have fun anymore" really just do not get it at all.
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"No you don't understand, this isn't fun at all unless I can call the traumatized man with a genuine mental illness a retard for the 178th time, it'll be super funny this time I promise"

Some people are really vile
 
Gottahavemysips said:
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
The fish got to see it in person and are all thinking "will this happen to me next?". It's impacted them psychologically as well. I really don't know what kind of torture would satiate you.
It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that? His best moments and spergouts were within the house, spurred on by Sam, or calmed by him.
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They said they were going to moderate TTS yesterday as well and from what I heard of them earlier today they did not sound that moderated at all except for not hearing any gamer words.
 
Chemtrails said:
Which, again, was a terrible move, because now nobody will scheme and do evil (read: entertaining) shit. If the producers didn't want sabotage to be involved in the challenge, it was incumbent on them to say so up front.
Really botched this, not gonna lie.
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You're dumb if you think Letty or Vance are even capable of turning it off just because of what happened today
 
Ridley said:
The show is boring. The shitshow surrounding the show is what's interesting. If the show wasn't boring this thread would be discussing things that actually happened on the show after they happened rather than slapfights between rampant doomposters vs. Sam fanboys. Trying to figure out if this project is going to fail just slightly or very hard is what's keeping the replies rolling in. If someone built a badly-designed rocket car & collided with a wall at 400kph & people talked about that, it doesn't mean they are praising the idiot whose hubris killed himself.
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There's been over seven hundred pages in the last nine days and you think it's all doom posting and speculation as to how the show is going to fail? You underestimate this thread's autism. Literal essays are written to describe these people and their possible motivations/interactions. Please read the thread before posting
 
Collections Agent said:
"No you don't understand, this isn't fun at all unless I can call the traumatized man with a genuine mental illness a retard for the 178th time, it'll be super funny this time I promise"

Some people are really vile
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Those kind of people should actually be in Season 2.
 
Keemstar progression bar coming soon?
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Crungass said:
The website has NOT been up 24/7, that's just a lie, feeds have been down, website went offline, ETC.. Even more if you think (like a normal person) having every camera disabled but the bedrooms when no one is there isn't 24/7.
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Hey retard, notice how I said we lost 12 hours so we can maybe get to 42 days of content?
You're dumber than Jon.
 
Ridley said:
Fishtank's production blunders are what's stimulating. The show itself is not stimulating. Jet (or whoever) ensures it's not entertaining by hiding all the toys the moment anything entertaining peeks its head in. Sam isn't any better considering his roid rage over TTS. If you're going to sit here & tell me this Fishtank idea didn't get so much attention because it was advertised as a torture chamber then I have a bridge to sell you.
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It's the opposite for me. Their production blunders are aggravating but the fish just swimming around the fish tank doing fishy things is great.
I wish Sam and Jet would be a bit more hands-off except for when they're intentionally shaking the fish tank up to lead into a challenge or something.
 
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