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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Ridley said:
Fishtank's production blunders are what's stimulating. The show itself is not stimulating. Jet (or whoever) ensures it's not entertaining by hiding all the toys the moment anything entertaining peeks its head in. Sam isn't any better considering his roid rage over TTS. If you're going to sit here & tell me this Fishtank idea didn't get so much attention because it was advertised as a torture chamber then I have a bridge to sell you.
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Jet's production has been kinda shit. Sam's content has actually been pretty good all things considered. I don't think he expected this to be as big of a personal headache. He probably thought he would just be a guest and Jet would cover the day to day production and adultbabysitting.

Clearly they've figured out that advertising TTS as a feature was a mistake, but they can't turn it off completely without pissing the fans off.
 
Crungass said:
he walked in, read two lines from Simmons book, made Josie sing Karaoke and told him to leave while still in character. Simmons didn't even know he was being serious lmao.
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Yeah, but it's probably beginning to dawn on him now, and he'll definitely realize the gravity of what happened today once he realizes that the autists who were watching will never let him live it down. You think he's going to be able to hold down a job if he's ever tracked down?
 
I've been following through only this thread (and still am catching up. I've been reading since getting off from work, You tards talk a lot).
Just to where they get upstairs after what is assumed to be Jet diffusing shit. Why do so many fags want Letty to go? The crazy bitch is pure content. Hate her, fine. Want her tortured, fine. Want her gone? You'd be missing out on so much shit stirring.
This show basically needs Jon AND Letty now.
I'll be disappointed if Jon is gone by the time I catch up.
 
Blindeye said:
You're dumb if you think Letty or Vance are even capable of turning it off just because of what happened today
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You're dumb if you think having the producers immediately snitch on anyone who engages in a little skullduggery isn't going to put a damper on future skullduggery.
Which is fine if that's what you want.
To me, they could have waited for a "big reveal" to the other contestants later, for bigger effect if they wanted to go that route. What they did was the worst of all worlds, unless, again, you want everyone playing nice with each other and being fair and cordial.
 
Bog hog is talking about her OnlyFans pricing in bedroom 3 and about todays events
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Gottahavemysips said:
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
The fish got to see it in person and are all thinking "will this happen to me next?". It's impacted them psychologically as well. I really don't know what kind of torture would satiate you.
It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that? His best moments and spergouts were within the house, spurred on by Sam, or calmed by him.
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A simple request: keep the cameras on.
 
Jon is unironically my favorite on the show at this point. I know Josie is going to win but I hope Jon is still taken care of. The dude has got me to take out my King James Bible tonight.
 
Collections Agent said:
"No you don't understand, this isn't fun at all unless I can call the traumatized man with a genuine mental illness a retard for the 178th time, it'll be super funny this time I promise"

Some people are really vile
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I have never paid for TTS, but I could not imagine spending such a large amount just to make fun of somebody in the same tired way that's already been done 10 times. I would feel like I ripped myself off. I see the moderation as a necessary + good thing for the show, just get creative and make an actually funny message to put through.
 
curbside2 said:
Jon is unironically my favorite on the show at this point. I know Josie is going to win but I hope Jon is still taken care of. The dude has got me to take out my King James Bible tonight.
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>not NIV
NGMI
 
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