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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Sylvia keeps going back to her room to check if sharks have stolen her snacks. This isn't a joke. This woman is on her way to 400+ pounds.

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Couch is now having a hate session about Letty. Seems they've all grown to be disgusted with her.
 
cwestg said:
been super busy at work today, can anyone give me a synopsis of the last 5 hours? goldstriker arrive? anything interesting besides bible study?
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Thread is pretty compact now. Just read the past 10 pages and you should be caught up.
 
cwestg said:
been super busy at work today, can anyone give me a synopsis of the last 5 hours? goldstriker arrive? anything interesting besides bible study?
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Nothing huge other than the sharks fucking with the fish. One threw Sylvia's meal (spaghetti) across the floor, another stole and hid Josie's plushies. Damiel's bed got taken through fishtoys, then he got locked in Bedroom 3 with Josie and Letty where Ben shat on him over the speakers until he snapped and started screaming at the camera. Now Letty's in the basement talking to Jet about something while the rest of the fish shit on her in the living room and plan Jon's bible study.
 
Jon plans to finish Genesis tonight, "65 pages." Jon says they'll be doing teamwork to do this. Josie pleads with him to lower the volume on the karaoke machine and read it slower.
 
Jet tries to explain to them what the new rule is. Puke noises go on for like several minutes straight.
Says strategy snitching is no longer going through on TTS.
 
Jet says no more viewer snitching, TTS doing so will be denied, and the contestants have been notified they can now privately strategize.

On another note, These noises are fucking annoying; They need to raise the price exponentially.
 
Jet has come upstairs to announce a rule against TTS "strategy-snitching", aka telling fish what others are privately planning. Says it ruins the game and contestants' attempts to plan.

"TTS cannot repeat what you said, with your plans and your strategy, to the person you're talking about." Explicitly said this is to keep people from feeling like they can't talk shit about other fish.
 
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Jet is now creating a new rule against strategy snitching in TTS. He took the mic to explain this after a talk with Letty downstairs.

Reading between the lines I think it's this:

Letty was amped up by Jet and Crew to do more coniving after her drunk rant. Sam then said he hates her and exposed her strategies to her face in front of everyone. Sam being incapable of forward thinking didn't realize this would embolden the chat to do the same. Strategy snitch has been happening all day to the point that the cast now hates Letty for the behavior she was egged on to engage in. Letty was heard crying in the basement and I assume it's because she was pushed into the spot she's in now.

I called this shit when Sam kept doing it. Several people here called it out. But everything about this production has been retarded and they have a succesful show despite the producers. Unfortunately this has become autistic WWE and not the autstic social experiement it was intended to be.
 
Stove has a gas leak, Jon says the front left one is 'bwoken'. Jet cracks the back sliding door open to let the gas out. Damiel's like "Ooo, outside."
 
curbside2 said:
Every time Sam shows up he resets any and all scheming that’s been happening by fourth wall breaking. People get punished for things that move a reality show. People get rewarded because they drive fish toy purchasing. Telling Sylvia she’s performing poorly to audiences is forcing fake reality shit because they’re disrupting anything that’s real.

It’s interesting how the sharks have basically no effect on the contestants and Sam has too much. The cage challenge, shooting challenge, the play were all great ways to shake things up and let things naturally take their course. Sam showing up every night to scream and 4th wall break is getting old.
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I made this post yesterday after Sam strategy snitched,
 
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