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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Bible study has begun. Vance is putting on his best televangelist voice, he's actually pretty good with it. Will upload clips once the archives get updated. Edit: Living room footage at the time got lumped into a massive 300+MB file, I don't feel like converting that to MP4.
 
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Jet is now creating a new rule against strategy snitching in TTS. He took the mic to explain this after a talk with Letty downstairs.

Reading between the lines I think it's this:

Letty was amped up by Jet and Crew to do more coniving after her drunk rant. Sam then said he hates her and exposed her strategies to her face in front of everyone. Sam being incapable of forward thinking didn't realize this would embolden the chat to do the same. Strategy snitch has been happening all day to the point that the cast now hates Letty for the behavior she was egged on to engage in. Letty was heard crying in the basement and I assume it's because she was pushed into the spot she's in now.

I called this shit when Sam kept doing it. Several people here called it out. But everything about this production has been retarded and they have a succesful show despite the producers. Unfortunately this has become autistic WWE and not the autstic social experiement it was intended to be.
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I'm going to be let down if letty doesn't do some backhanded shit only to be called out and screamed at by Sam. We have just assumed Sam and Jet haven't been talking to each other, what if they have and they are just fuckign with the fish (and us) I don't really know one way or the other, but I think it's possible.
 
Jon is starting over at Genesis 1:1 and plans to read the whole chapter: "We're gonna finish Genesis," "we're all gonna take turns reading." He's yelling into the karaoke machine over anyone who interrupts him, and raising his voice whenever a ridiculous sound effect plays through the speakers. He hands the microphone to Vance, who does a "southern baptist" (his words) preacher bit reading the bible as everyone claps along. He sounds like Louis Armstrong. "Amen?!" he asks. "Amen, father!" the girls reply.
 
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This is not a grouping I would have imagined a few days ago, still kind of weird to see them being so friendly together.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Not gonna lie, it's kinda funny that Sam is the one mostly fucking up his own show.
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If I were Jet I’d be pissed. Just when things were starting to get interesting Sam completely fucked over Letty and Vance for no reason whatsoever. Then everyone else was disincentivized from doing anything that would seem underhanded because at any moment Sam could fuck them over if he wanted to.
 
Sammich said:
I'm going to be let down if letty doesn't do some backhanded shit only to be called out and screamed at by Sam. We have just assumed Sam and Jet haven't been talking to each other, what if they have and they are just fuckign with the fish (and us) I don't really know one way or the other, but I think it's possible.
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Yeah man. Let's compromise the show to the point that they're left giving the cast instructions how to behave and it turns into any other wwe reality show production. They were only pretending to be retarded.
 
Angry Shoes said:
If I were Jet I’d be pissed. Just when things were starting to get interesting Sam completely fucked over Letty and Vance for no reason whatsoever. Then everyone else was disincentivized from doing anything that would seem underhanded because at any moment Sam could fuck them over if he wanted to.
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It does make me feel *ever so slightly* bad for letty. She was seemingly just trying to play the game and got openly, and loudly, shat on and penalized for it.
 
Too late for no viewer snitching for Letty. All contestants are aware she's slimy and there's no repairing it. I think she's fucked imo, only person deeper in the ocean without a raft is sylvia.

I do wonder how many times sam has watched a 'good' reality TV show like this, He fucked up the baby scheming and also snitched on letty, ruining a great flow that was going on both times. The good news is that they are learning though, Season 2 should (would?) be smooth sailing if they apply what they've learned
 
Aristides said:
Jon is starting over at Genesis 1:1 and plans to read the whole chapter: "We're gonna finish Genesis," "we're all gonna take turns reading." He's yelling into the karaoke machine over anyone who interrupts him, and raising his voice whenever a ridiculous sound effect plays through the speakers. He hands the microphone to Vance, who does a "southern baptist" (his words) preacher bit reading the bible as everyone claps along. He sounds like Louis Armstrong. "Amen?!" he asks. "Amen, father!!!" the girls reply.
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Should have started at the beginning of the New Testament, to beget the begetting which has begetted.
 
we need more gag items in the loot crates.

air horns, butt plugs, surstromming, fart spray, silly string, super hot sauce, water pistols etc
 
I thought the no strategy snitching thing on TTS has been there since they brought it back. If it was getting through than that seems more like something they need to bring up with the people doing the filtering rather than the fish.

And yeah, I bet the people doing the filtering were emboldened by Sam doing it. People band wagon everything Sam does. He's making his biases too apparent and it's influencing the show in a kind of annoying way.
 
synapse said:
Too late for no viewer snitching for Letty. All contestants are aware she's slimy and there's no repairing it. I think she's fucked imo, only person deeper in the ocean without a raft is sylvia.
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Letty's "character" of the snake has been a staple of reality shows since Survivor if I recall. I guess now we have plant Damiel to play his fake role that no one buys.
 
curbside2 said:
Yeah man. Let's compromise the show to the point that they're left giving the cast instructions how to behave and it turns into any other wwe reality show production. They were only pretending to be retarded.
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I didn't say that was what was happening, I just said it could be. If you think Sam gives a shit about "putting on a fair show", i don't know what to tell you. we are coming on on week three and they haven't really even voted anyone out yet. This isn't some cookie cutter big brother show, who's to know what is even being planned.
I always found the scheming to be pretty distasteful, maybe that is making me biased toward it, who knows.
And I only pointed out they MIGHT be talking to each other, not that they definitely were.
 
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