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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
some good foreshadowing by whoever the fuck was comparing josie to katawa shoujo characters in this thread recently lmao, the fact a schizo is one of the disabilities i will consider further proof of the inspiration
 
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Schizo Vance is fun.
 
Letty was high-kicking around Jon's room saying "look what I can do" over and over. I think it was a reference to the Stewart character from MadTV. When she does retarded stuff like that it's almost funny. Still cringe, but endearing. Then she and Jon both started begging at the cam for people to buy their shirts.

Josie doing KenDo with her blind cane in her room and muttering about Samurai.

Dam, Hog, and Vance being boring as usual.
 
Vance is absolutely killing it. I'm excited to see how he plays the other roles. Seems like acting is a definite strength of his.

Sylvia expended all her energy acting deaf for 10 minutes.

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Also, unrelated to this challenge, I still feel bad for Jon. Simmons seemed to be close with Jon before he got the boot, and learning something as horrifying as Simmons' pedophilic nature takes a much bigger toll on someone when they were that person's friend.
Sure but he still acted like a big baby, declaring the living room his, and driving them away from his hallowed ground with kareoke preaching, It's not like finding out your best friend of 10 years raped a kid, he was friends with a random transvestite for a couple days and then it was revealed that he wrote some questionable shit in a book. Worst of all, he blueballed us on the content, though the conflict was fun.
 
Where the fuck is Vance?

Why the fuck is Violetta eating chili off of her bed?

Why hasn't Damiel done anything for two weeks? Isn't withdrawal usually over by now?
 
Letty said her situation makes her feel like she's in Katawa Shoujo. Further cementing her online NEET girl status.
Somebody brought that up on Josie's TTS and she wasn't sure what it was at first then said "oh, is that the show with all the disabled bitches?" then said she doesn't know any of the characters.
 
Josie successfully sang the entire Brony Polka, from memory, without missing a beat. This is just the end clip.

 
Somebody brought that up on Josie's TTS and she wasn't sure what it was at first then said "oh, is that the show with all the disabled bitches?" then said she doesn't know any of the characters.
Didn't she use to post on /vg/? That would explain how she knows about it considering the general has been going on for 10+ fucking years.
I read something about that a week or so ago.
 
Who's to say Letty isn't doing the same? If anything her act is 10 times more entertaining than Vance's. If you've been on the internet long enough, it should be pretty obvious.
I didn't say Letty's cringe monologues were less entertaining, I'm saying they don't really paint her in a great light on top of the other things we know about her.
So what am I supposed to make of this? That the viewers are as thin-skinned as Jon? Good to know audience exploitation is this easy. Sam, if you're reading this, invite more ethots onto season 2, your viewerbase is gullible enough to go into debt for the sake of insulting ewhores, trust me, you'll make a killing.
"Uhhhh, hating a specific character on a reality show is le baddddd even though almost every single reality show has a contestant has a character that everyone loves to hate, it shows that you're malding thin-skinned little incel"
 
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