🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Letty found immediately

 

[A Humble Moose]

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THE HOMELESS BLACK GUY IS FINDING THE FISH

Absolutely wild they managed to get Kanye for this bit. I guess he's really fallen on hard times after all.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Someone was found in upstairs hallway bathroom.
I think Sam said the guy gets $20
Told the fish to "just chill out in here okay"

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Probably the easiest thing this dude has ever done for a total of $120 if he finds them all.

This is fucking comedy gold. I gotta leave for work soon but I don't wanna leave this shit.

 

[King George III]

Someone was found in upstairs hallway bathroom.
I think Sam said the guy gets $20
Told the fish to "just chill out in here okay"

He gets $20 for every fish that he finds. that's $120! He's getting high as fuck today!

 

[stink rink]

He's so small

He found Letty, Damiel, and Hog so far

 

[apa gapa]

He gets $20 for every fish that he finds. that's $120! He's getting high as fuck today!

I hope they let him smoke his crack at the house

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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He's so small

He found Letty, Damiel, and Hog so far

Forget Jon, this dude should be the new member of Sam's crew.

 

[King George III]

It should be noted that our new friend's name is Warren.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Probably the easiest thing this dude has ever done for a total of $120 if he finds them all.

This is fucking comedy gold. I gotta leave for work soon but I don't wanna leave this shit.

I think this might be the scariest thing he's ever done as well.

- Led into a house in the middle of nowhere by a guy in a blue suit and camera men
- Told you get $20 for every person you find
- Whole house looks like this:

I would think that I'm starring in some sort of snuff film.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I wonder if homeless black guy saw Sylvia tied up and thought she was a gift

 

[Big Rob Boss]

As per usual

 

[stink rink]

Vance is the fourth fish found

 

[King George III]

I think this might be the scariest thing he's ever done as well.

- Led into a house in the middle of nowhere by a guy in a blue suit and camera men
- Told you get $20 for every person you find
- Whole house looks like this:
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I would think that I'm starring in some sort of snuff film.

There's also weird sound effects and robot voices talking to him.

 

[curbside2]

I think this might be the scariest thing he's ever done as well.

- Led into a house in the middle of nowhere by a guy in a blue suit and camera men
- Told you get $20 for every person you find
- Whole house looks like this:
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I would think that I'm starring in some sort of snuff film.

No way Sam isn’t giving warren at least $500.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Forget Jon, this dude should be the new member of Sam's crew.

He'd fit right in with the wiggers. And Con Ye has a real disability....he's black

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

No way Sam isn’t giving warren at least $500.

He told him at the start "I'll give you another $20 for every person you find"

 

[curbside2]

He told him at the start "I'll give you another $20 for every person you find"

For the camera and to him for now. I’m sure when they’re done he’ll bump it. If he’s not an actor I’m sure it will be done off camera.

 

[The Second Numidium]

3:32

-Jason Goldstriker begins his search and destroy mission as the fish hide in terror. Black homeless man is brought in to sniff out the targets.

-Sylvia in B1 closet, Vance under B1 bed, Letty in upstairs hall bathroom, Damiel in B4 bathroom (?), didn't catch Josie and Jon's hiding spots.

-Black man locates Letty, the first to be disqualified. He is promised $20 as reward.

-Damiel is caught next, despite blanket camo.

-Sylvia is caught third, as a yoga mat fails to conceal her enormous girth.

-Black homeless man misses the paraplegic combat vet (Lance) beneath the bed despite him being literally under their feet.

-Black homeless man descends, approaching Jon's apparent hiding spot in the laundry room, but fails to capitalize on it, instead checking outside like a retard.

-Third sweep of B1 finally reveals Vance, reliving his duck-and-cover Vietnam trauma

-Another return to the laundry room by black tracker, another failure to locate the Top J.

As of 3:45pm, MC Ride's stunt double fails to acquire any further targets. Jon and Josie escapednthe Day of the Rope.

 

[Targeted Individual]

She needs to be placed in a cannon and launched from the house.