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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jon having to clarify "not physically" in his pursuit to be bigger than Jesus is pure autism and I enjoy it. I can't wait till he gets fucked with.
 
I'm very interested to see how Sam is planning to ramp up the drama over time. So far, he seems really unprepared and doesn't know exactly what he's doing. Showing up late for his appearance, the TTS being all fucked up and needing calibration (couldn't do that before the show?), delaying the TTS instead of knowing in advance obviously chat would be vile and he'd have to compensate for that somehow, the not-extremely-thought-out rules about the fishbucks (uh... you can keep them, no matter what, unless you leave of your own volition! But also don't steal them from each other, or we'll kick you out!).

I hope he's got some aces up his sleeve for later and he just underthought the start.
 
They all have some familiarity with Sam, but they don't really "know" him as far as we know. It's pretty obvious Goldstriker is an alias, so they probably aren't thinking too much about people calling him Sam.
Jon researched him a bit before coming in, but he doesn't seem to really understand Sam schtick.
Sylvia sampled a Sam speech in one of her shitty music videos, so make of that what you will.
Jon, of course, was talking about Sam but nobody has actually called him by his full name. I don't think any of them are really big fans but they all knew who he was before. The video Jon was talking about was something about Sam throwing money at broke people. Didn't ring a bell.
 
Jon, of course, was talking about Sam but nobody has actually called him by his full name. I don't think any of them are really big fans but they all knew who he was before. The video Jon was talking about was something about Sam throwing money at broke people. Didn't ring a bell.
Maybe it's the video where he litters Jordan Peterson books and funko pops out of his car window in the hood.
 
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