🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I think Lettie's about to find out that bic's played silly buggers with the tp and soap. Most importantly the tp. How will the gang deal with this dilema?
 
Someone tipped Rusty Cage 1601 coins in chat, are we going to see the big bed yank tonight?
 
Jon has officially scared most of the contestants away to other parts of the house.

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Vance claimed to be the baby in the sun from Teletubbies. Sylvia was a little doubtful, but Jon believes this lie.
The Teletubbies baby is a female named Jess Smith.
It's fun getting idiots to believe your outragious claims. I once convinced a dude I was an amateur bull rider and he believed it for damn near two weeks.
 
Jon got called a sex offender and then suggested that he killed his molester.

Edit: Oh and no one cared that much. Too many stories in too little time.
 
Nobody seems to understand that 90% of the time, fuck all is happening in the big brother house. They condense several days of footage down into hour long episodes.
 
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They have a bubble gun now. Josie was very happy to find this out, and Jon blew bubbles at her with it. She was quite happy to pop them.

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The bubble gun soap smells bad, though. Truly devious stuff, Sam Hyde. You've outdone yourself with this one.

EDIT: THEY TOOK THE BUBBLE GUN BACK :(
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the moment they figured out how to make unstinky bubbles it was confiscated. i understood the "no fun" rule when they touted this as PSYCHOTORTURE FUCKBRAIN PRISON but if you're not going to harass the fish you might as well let them make content
 
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