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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Lidl Drip said:
Who you're friends with says a lot about you, just saying. I don't think a wholesome guy would be friends with Sam Hyde. This guy has kids right? I hope for their sake they are all boys. Tho I'm sure that wouldn't stop Uncle Sam either.
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Like Kanye said, "Niggas is pimps, niggas is players
'Til niggas have daughters"
 
For fuck's sake, Graf does NOT need to get involved. From what I can tell, they use:
  1. Firebase for the live chat, fishtoys and account management
  2. Cloudflare for serving the frontend (they were using Next.js, so they required either serverless like Cloudflare Pages or an actual Compute VM/EC2 instance sitting behind Cloudflare)
  3. AWS Cloudfront as an edge CDN (Cloudfront is actually on the cheap side)
  4. Either GCloud or AWS for processing the streams
If the processing part is done with EC2 or MediaConvert, then the only reason GCloud even went down is because Firebase charges you per request, NOT by the amount of data you store, and they coded the site like a nigger (i.e. fetching the entire live chat for every update, not caching user avatars, sending the entire status of every single person in the chat and which camera they're watching to every user to update the live viewer count (this is real BTW!)). If it was really the streaming costs that brought the site down it would be AWS that suspended their account.

What they need to do right now is foot the bill, disable the chat temporarily to bring the cost down ASAP, fix the chat and then bring it back. People will be fine without the chat, you will be fucked if the entire stream is down for 2 whole days.
 
WTBOnlineFather said:
Surely it can't be because they've been close friends for 15 years.
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People on here seem to think that having a kid is like being born again or becoming another person.. and yeah you tend to get busy and isolated but you aren't freed from all worldly connections and desires.
 
SFINAE said:
sending the entire status of every single person in the chat and which camera they're watching to every user to update the live viewer count (this is real BTW!))
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This kinda boggles me cause they still didn't have the viewer count working for users by the time it went down. Maybe that idea of giving one of them a Leapfrog tablet, then setting it to stream from the tablet's camera to some sock YouTube account (but disabling everything except the stream itself somehow), wouldn't be half bad. At that point it'd just be 8 people hanging out from a TOS perspective, right? And even then they could maintain the cover story that the stream is still functioning, and that the tablet just provides another point of view.
 
JamusActimus said:
A Graf redemption arc would be pretty funny.
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I wouldn't bet on it
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niggerfaggotretard said:
"it's only day 3/60 what do you want him to do"

guess it was actually day 3/3. should have let me called a fat bitch fat, sam and jet.
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They were letting basically anything through TTS yesterday/(this morning?). Sylvia was still sleeping and people started absolutely laying into her the second TTS was enabled in the morning. She was visibly malding over it and it was glorious.
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There was also some extremely Islamic coomer TTS by josiefags and lettycels. but I didn't screenshot any of that gay shit.

It seems like they might just be moderating TTS selectively depending on whether they think it's gonna be too much at the time. Or if it just gets really fucking lame niggerspam.
 
It seems like the Cloudfront distribution itself is gone:

Code: 
» host -v d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net
Trying "d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net"
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 25275
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 0

;; QUESTION SECTION:
;d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net.    IN    A

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net. 40 IN    SOA    ns-1336.awsdns-39.org. awsdns-hostmaster.amazon.com. 1 7200 900 1209600 86400

Received 132 bytes from 1.1.1.1#53 in 4 ms

Did they somehow not pay both AWS and GCloud at once? It would be weird if they coincided like that. Or maybe whatever they're using for video processing in the backend automatically manages the Cloudfront distribution too and deletes it when it goes down (this would also explain why the Cloudfront distribution changed yesterday). This might mean they use GCloud for transcoding the streams in addition to hosting Firebase on it.
 
SFINAE said:
Status so far seems to be:
  • All of them are awkward zoomers who don't know how to talk
  • Josie is a literal stimming autist
  • Violetta has butterface, and knows about horsefucking for some reason
  • Sylvia is fat and I would not have sex with her
  • Sylvia has a song on YT that has Sam Hyde in the beginning
  • Vance is a beta male
  • Sam is arriving in 150 minutes, contestants should arrive soon
  • Fishtank website runs like garbage
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>Josie
Although she my come across as a little awkward at first
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:story: I laughed at this bit a little more than I probably should have.
 
gildersleeve said:
In a small saga, Graf has made contact with the fishtank crew due to users spamming various MDE members and is presumably in talks for assistance. Graf states that he confirmed contact via bills. More developments to follow.
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>No super fans or freaks (Please!)
Oh boy, are they in for a ride. Graf better not fuck this up, be a histrionic cunt and chimp out. He definitely should stay the fuck away from the source code. They also should offer different payment options. Crypto would be good.
 
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The level of Sam dick-riding and total nonchalant acceptance of this fuckup as if this is not a beyond-lolcow-tier level of incompetence is staggering. I bet the sad fucks who paid $40 for this travesty won't even bother trying to refund because their poor Internet daddy figure needs their money more than ever now. In fact, a lot of people are now advocating for donating MORE to save Sam's ass. We're reaching only-fans-simp level of cuckoldry here.
 
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