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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What shocks me more is learning there are people on this earth who aren't checking their bank account weekly. Especially considering banks will just oopsie doopsie you at random because they can, or you could live in a shit shack in the woods with no internet and sign nothing and a dumbass AT the bank will leak your details internally because THEY clicked the monkey to win a million dollars.
 
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People on here seem to think that having a kid is like being born again or becoming another person.. and yeah you tend to get busy and isolated but you aren't freed from all worldly connections and desires.
You tend to get more conservative by the hour once your daughter enters middle school and you own a home. It's crazy how fast it happens.
 
I wonder how many spergs will kill themself when they figure out that Josie is a troon put in the house just to bait waifu fags..
It would be a better voice than most troons, but Josie absolutely heigth mogs most the men there and walks like a dude, I honestly can't tell if that's because of autism or if it's a troon
 
Oh yeah totally got me with the reddit meme cause i used spell check while on the toilet. If you are going to low effort copy paste memes please at least thumbnail properly so a mod doesn't have to janny up after you.
Wasn't meant to be an "own," friend. Just my almonds activated when I saw fisk and felt compelled to post that. Usually I do the thumbnail funny, just goes to show how low effort of a reply it was. :)
 
Is there any official full documentation on the rules and gameplay of fishtank, or are they revealing it as they go?
 
Wasn't meant to be an "own," friend. Just my almonds activated when I saw fisk and felt compelled to post that. Usually I do the thumbnail funny, just goes to show how low effort of a reply it was. :)
All good my almonds activated as well and i was like how did i warrant the reddit powermod meme from a typo. Link to jersh's thumbnail post is still good reading tho. ☕
 
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How does streaming cost that much? Did those retards not check multiple options and compare prices?
Video streaming platforms are one of the most expensive money pits in the tech industry.

That said, they probably got lowball estimates from companies assuming Sam would only be getting a couple hundred concurrent viewers. Given Sam’s notoriety it wouldn’t be surprising if he got exponentially more traffic than his host quoted him for.
 
Is bandwidth really that expensive when it comes to streaming? Is it the 9 simultaneous streams that are causing this clusterfuck or was it the spaghetti-coded chat? Either way, a 2-day downtime would definitely kill their momentum
 
Say what you will about Mr Denino, he cultivated some quality schizos over the years.

If his streamer mansion wasn't basically shut down as soon as it was set up (because he is a sketchy dirtbag that got busted by the IRS) we could have had fishtank several years ago but with onlyusemeblade and mexican andy in their prime
 
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