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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Did we watch the same thing? These people are all boring as fuck. What premise? Its literally a wannabe big brother except it isnt exciting in the slightest. What execution? It sucks.
I don't know about you. But I do find a severely autistic girl spinning on a chair and doing laps around the coffee table funny. Maybe there isn't as much total retard death, screams, drama and tard fights as you would like. But the content that's being offered certainly has its audience.
 
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Why are there so many brainlets out there who don't understand that Big Brother is all scripted and performed in front of a camera team?
Like I've considered that this might all just be Sam's friends doing schizo improv 24/7, but even that would be impressive
 
Confession: I find the stream insanely boring but I find people cheering, innernet slap fighting and simping here and on places like twitter to be pretty great
 
Confession: I find the stream insanely boring but I find people cheering, innernet slap fighting and simping here and on places like twitter to be pretty great
Maybe it says more about me than it does about the footage, but I found it entertaining to watch bedroom 4 during the whole tranny sketch shenanigans as they got pelted with TTS
 
Tbh what I would do is buy a rack or two collocation contract at a tier 1 hub. HE has them. Then I would grab a shitload of used 7xx poweredges and load them with k40s for encoding and streaming. Shove a cutting edge router in front and route based on stream to the 7xxs.
Edit:Not dev ops please no bully.
Would this not have been an opportunity for some kind of peer to peer streaming experiment?
 
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Why are there so many brainlets out there who don't understand that Big Brother is all scripted and performed in front of a camera team?
Like I've considered that this might all just be Sam's friends doing schizo improv 24/7, but even that would be impressive
Everything people do in front of an audience is usually scripted. No one acts normal when they are being watched.
 
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