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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Sam really showing his ass with this. For someone involved in HWNDU, he left a shit load of info for people to track.
Yes. It is very thunk-provoking. But on the other hand if he wanted to do the obvious bullshit low-hanging avante meta shitshow version of this because he's sam hyde and it'd be weird if he didn't and had written down on a whiteboard a list of shit that could "go wrong" in the first couple of days they're making great progress.
 
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locate it was the pizza they were eating being from a local pizza place
Most small time pizza places use a generic box, which ironically often times promotes facts that may or may not be real(ingredients), they totally could of been safe and instead made an easy mistake to fuck themselves over. Big brain move of the Aquariumneers to not just order cardboard from Pizza Hut for the fishies.
 
It might even be worth Sam hiring legit security to at the very least camp out at the front door and just turn away random pizzas n' shit that turns up
Weckingball is on the case
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I'm glad that they're safe and they're still going to continue the show, but I feel like it's been ruined a bit for me. One of the things I was most looking forward to was seeing how the fish react to the fanbase and memes that revolve around Fishtank, which has been taken away now.
Even before the leak/swatting, the appeal was starting to wane for me. The show presented itself as being a bunch of ignorant/gullible people trapped in a house being subject to Sam Hyde and co. antics. Now we know that they all knew who Sam is to varying degrees, they've been outside now and have likely seen what might be coming in the future (Frank Hassle). Unlikely that Jon will act as retarded and believe the funny shit that he's been fed, and Josie may be spooked by the orbiters and act differently.
I'm way too fascinated to stop watching, but my expectations have changed.
 
I'm glad that they're safe and they're still going to continue the show, but I feel like it's been ruined a bit for me. One of the things I was most looking forward to was seeing how the fish react to the fanbase and memes that revolve around Fishtank, which has been taken away now.
Even before the leak/swatting, the appeal was starting to wane for me. The show presented itself as being a bunch of ignorant/gullible people trapped in a house being subject to Sam Hyde and co. antics. Now we know that they all knew who Sam is to varying degrees, they've been outside now and have likely seen what might be coming in the future (Frank Hassle). Unlikely that Jon will act as retarded and believe the funny shit that he's been fed, and Josie may be spooked by the orbiters and act differently.
I'm way too fascinated to stop watching, but my expectations have changed.
You're a whiny faggot making a million assumptions.
 
I'm glad that they're safe and they're still going to continue the show, but I feel like it's been ruined a bit for me. One of the things I was most looking forward to was seeing how the fish react to the fanbase and memes that revolve around Fishtank, which has been taken away now.
Even before the leak/swatting, the appeal was starting to wane for me. The show presented itself as being a bunch of ignorant/gullible people trapped in a house being subject to Sam Hyde and co. antics. Now we know that they all knew who Sam is to varying degrees, they've been outside now and have likely seen what might be coming in the future (Frank Hassle). Unlikely that Jon will act as retarded and believe the funny shit that he's been fed, and Josie may be spooked by the orbiters and act differently.
I'm way too fascinated to stop watching, but my expectations have changed.
There was no reason for them to be given their phones, Jet could have passed his or a staffer's around to make some calls. This time, sure things were hectic, but the laundry list of fuck ups just keep piling up for Sam/Jet.
 
Assuming Sam and co. decide to do more Fishtanks, I hope they learn from all these fuckups and make the show better.
They really should have practiced some basic OpSec with this shit. The address dox was on 4chan around Day 1 or 2 iirc.
 
There was no reason for them to be given their phones, Jet could have passed his or a staffer's around to make some calls. This time, sure things were hectic, but the laundry list of fuck ups just keep piling up for Sam/Jet.
I'm assuming it was to let friends and family know they were safe, I'm hoping it was monitored to a degree, but with how half assed Jet and Sam have been with this, I have my doubts.
 
I'm assuming it was to let friends and family know they were safe, I'm hoping it was monitored to a degree, but with how half assed Jet and Sam have been with this, I have my doubts.
it's probably also a to help calm them down. imagine youve just been swatted, and then the producers don't give you your phone at all - who knows how high emotions mightve been. everyone seems chill, but maybe that wouldve pushed them over the edge. you can never tell how much is too far.
they're there of their own free will, and maybe not being given an allowance like that after a real stressful situation would make them say 'fuck it this isnt worth it at all'.

at the end of the day they're people after all. people have limits, ways of reacting to things. phones are a source of comfort
 
Assuming Sam and co. decide to do more Fishtanks, I hope they learn from all these fuckups and make the show better.
They really should have practiced some basic OpSec with this shit. The address dox was on 4chan around Day 1 or 2 iirc.
No matter what Sam does, the address will be doxed eventually. The proper way to go about it is talk to the police department, give them the website, show them contracts about the show, and give them producer's phone numbers to reach out to when the inevitable swat call comes in.
I'm amazed that he didn't do any of these things, Sam can't be in the dark about people getting swatted. He intentionally showed a fake house and has tried to hide his office's address to prevent these things.
 
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