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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Ridley said:
You're right but I'm not implying television kikes have some moral fiber. What I'm saying is the concept Fishtank promised could not exist because of policies, waivers & laws. Someone would figure out how to use TTS to break the speakers & broadcast a constant wail that causes irreparable ear damage, the contestants would sue & the studio would lose money. Or some bitcoin millionaire uses TTS to keep saying nigger & the show accrues too many fines to stay on the air. The possibilities for failure outweigh those for success.
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It's not that somebody would figure out how to do that, but the risk managers would think up of a situation like that and decide "no TTS". Literally every decision would be filtered through the lens of "what would the FCC think about this?", while stakeholders would insist on shit like finding normal, relatable people and not fun weirdos, because market research has determined that relatable characters are far more "watchable". I think the concept could definitely be sold, but corporate meddling would skullfuck everything that makes it entertaining via risk minimization.
 
SFINAE said:
And it would also get 1% of the original earnings because nobody actually wants to use crypto to pay. Convenience tips the balance here.
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Kraken & co. really need to find a faster way around the verification process. Beyond that it's trivial to buy crypto with a card & store it in a wallet.
 
Simmons contemplates selling pictures of his feet with his new Onlyfans account. Letty immediately pipes up and says "WAIT REALLY?"
 
Sneedifarms said:
lettuce gets incredibly excited anytime anything involving buckbreaking simona comes up. starting to think it might be getting her rocks off.
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Well none of the lads are, nor do they look likely to. She's got to get her pleasure where she can.
 
Simone trying to tell Sylvia how to run an OF account "Yeah I know, I've been doing this for like two years." Femboi Felted.

Edit to avoid doubleposting: Jon getting a massage from Simone. The tranny love story none of us want may be happening.
 
Every time I turn around, Simmons and Jon are doing something that looks extremely gay. I can't tell if they both are just too autistic to understand how it looks, or if they're both secretly gay/acting up for attention.

Anyone else find it funny that Jon is the one getting the most physical action on the show despite being the one made fun of the most?
 
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I bet Jon is going to moan tonight again. With Damiel joining the couch. Dam will choke him with a pillow.

Bottom J energy.
 
Simmons stopped massaging Jon. Jon is legit begging him to keep going and called him a tease. He's now trying to find a way to get a massage every day from Simmons, offering to cook him food every day if he does.

Simmons is back to massaging Jon :story:

Question, has Jon ever said if he's a virgin or not? He kind of acts like one.
 
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