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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Tickle said:
It has devolved into such an autistic high-school shit flinging, Team Evil dislike Jon and that is fair, but they are gaslighting each other into thinking they aren't also bullying him or that the bullying is justified lol
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Earlier on, I expected someone to step in and say Damiel was out of line when he was openly mocking Jon's speech impediment but nah, so I don't think they really care if it's justified so long as it's funny.
 
Tickle said:
It has devolved into such an autistic high-school shit flinging, Team Evil dislike Jon and that is fair, but they are gaslighting each other into thinking they aren't also bullying him or that the bullying is justified lol
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It’s like they don’t realize everyone on this show is retarded and has their own flaws. Slampig making fun of Jon while she is a legitimate whore and fat will never not be funny. And I’m not even sure if Vance talked during the first three days. Now 80% of his vocab is “yeah”
 
Tickle said:
It has devolved into such an autistic high-school shit flinging, Team Evil dislike Jon and that is fair, but they are gaslighting each other into thinking they aren't also bullying him or that the bullying is justified lol
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Bullying Jon is justified. Bullying is natural and unavoidable, its part of how a hierarchy is formed in a new group. He needs to learn to not be so loud and autistic all the damn time for the next 5 weeks.

Jon's outfit rn lmao
 
Blindeye said:
This motherfucker didn't plan any of this and is just rolling with what Jon's gang were rambling about because it's funny, calling it
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Sam and Jet just wanted to raise a family of autistic spergs

Damn. Letty whored out real quick. I don't know why a few of them changed clothes I was bix nooding n shiet.
 
One-Eyed Willies Treasure said:
the youtube stream chat has taken to calling the ppl downstairs "the evil team" and the ppl upstairs "the good team".
personally I see both groups as a bunch of anti-heroes. where's everyone else at?
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Good team:
Letty: had her nudes leaked maliciously by an insane ex, gotta feel bad for her, seems nice, washes Sam's clothes for him without a reward, helps people deal with gender identity issues
Simmons: insane new age soon-to-be tranny, extremely delusional but seems to have a misguided desire to do good, responsible for some of the most kino moments
Jon: Protagonist of fish tank, Andrew Tate WESPECTOW and redpill god, religious man who values the bible which he can totally read, gives his fellow fish massages and cooks for them like he's the patriarch of the house, tells stories often to bring joy to the other fish
Mauro: human version of snorlax, when he isn't sleeping he's being a nice, non-offensive guy, nobody hates him

Team EVIL
Josie: non-autistic 20 something year old woman with a desire to farm an empire of simps with her fake autism, alchoholic, boring, no personality asides from play autism and whatever neckbeards are fantasizing she's like online
Sylvia: killed and raped 2 girls behind an Arby's in 1992, FAT, unlike letty she willingly releases her awful horrifying nudes on onlyfans to a crowd of 0 customers, boring as FUCK, FAT, obsessed with serial killers because she's twisted, FAT, not nearly as interesting as the trailer made her out to be
Damiel (damien): Antagonist of fishtank, seed of pure evil chosen by Sam to bring woe to the fishtank, aigger (asian version of wigger?), moons camera and almost gets youtube stream banned, probably a plant, smokes weed despite the STAY INSIDE NO WEED sign, spent the first 4 days in bed from withdrawls
Vance: Yeah.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
And I’m not even sure if Vance talked during the first three days. Now 80% of his vocab is “yeah”
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vance's dark secret is that he's just a generic, faceless loser who peaked in highschool. his big claim to fame is youtube videos from nearly a decade ago that got ripped off to greater success by faggots like ethan klein. his music and film taste is indistinguishable from a 16 year old's who just discovered /mu/ 6 months ago. he never speaks because he has nothing to say. his personality is an iteration of millions before him and will be iterated on by millions after. a face in a crowd.
 
Sneedifarms said:
vance's dark secret is that he's just a generic, faceless loser who peaked in highschool. his big claim to fame is youtube videos from nearly a decade ago that got ripped off to greater success by faggots like ethan klein. his music and film taste is indistinguishable from a 16 year old's who just discovered /mu/ 6 months ago. he never speaks because he has nothing to say. his personality is an iteration of millions before him and will be iterated on by millions after. a face in a crowd.
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“Yeah.”
 
AncientPhosphur said:
DAMIEL JUST HID A PHONE IN HIS BAG
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Tickle said:
Can't be anything but a phone, and he tried to hide it from the camera
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I was always doubting most of the phone sightings so far, but this time I went back and looked myself and yeah that looked like a phone to me. I hope a shark tries to bust his ass. Would not be surprised if it was another false alarm though.
 
Sneedifarms said:
vance's dark secret is that he's just a generic, faceless loser who peaked in highschool. his big claim to fame is youtube videos from nearly a decade ago that got ripped off to greater success by faggots like ethan klein. his music and film taste is indistinguishable from a 16 year old's who just discovered /mu/ 6 months ago. he never speaks because he has nothing to say. his personality is an iteration of millions before him and will be iterated on by millions after. a face in a crowd.
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he is a honest to god NPC, at least mauro is based and says it like it is, vance says nothing lol
 
the 'teams' split exactly the way I would have guessed they would

I think my sympathies lie the most with the underdogs upstairs.

I don't really have anything against the other team except Sylvia who seems like a two faced bitch now for being like "I like her, but..." and then talking shit about Letty.

Bitches like that who talk shit like that for male approval are completely untrustworthy.
 
Sneedifarms said:
vance's dark secret is that he's just a generic, faceless loser who peaked in highschool. his big claim to fame is youtube videos from nearly a decade ago that got ripped off to greater success by faggots like ethan klein. his music and film taste is indistinguishable from a 16 year old's who just discovered /mu/ 6 months ago. he never speaks because he has nothing to say. his personality is an iteration of millions before him and will be iterated on by millions after. a face in a crowd.
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Yeah.
 
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