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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Slightly Worthless said:
Can Josiesimps please stop pretending Josie is some cute Asian waifu?

She's a 5ft 11 tall native American with a gangly masculine body and an even more manly face. I get her actions are "quirky", but "cute" she is not.

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She also has a boyfriend who's literally laughing at Josie simps on his social media. Could Josie fans be anymore cucked?
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NOT A JOSIEFAG but:
1. The masculine frame is half the appeal. They want the squaw to birth them strong warrior sons.
2. The boyfriend is LONG DISTANCE aka IRRELEVANT.
3. The asian thing was just anons being retarded. They saw a brown girl in 720p and heard she was into anime, drew their own conclusions.
 
Here's to hoping they make Damiel a shark or the entity to let him fuck with Jon some more

Basedmew said:
yeah he's totally not the plant man
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These constant attempts to derail the conversation are so fucking boring, man. Give it a rest. Even if there is a plant, the constant speculation about who it is is identical to Jon and Simmons autistically trying to work out who the imposter was. You're just them, but on the outside of the tank
 
Tad Loaf said:
The opposite, dude had a easy situation going with a girl who was so isolated she was trying to find friends on reddit, now he has to compete with thousands of simps fawning over her (She has experience with online/long distance dating so its not off the table) along with her potentially having a new ego as well, he's sweating bullets.
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She runs some kind of simp orbit called Sheep's Scallywags with like 20 people in it who she met up with at some furfag convention, she is a discord kitten just like Letty is.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
Here's to hoping they make Damiel a shark or the entity to let him fuck with Jon some more


These constant attempts to derail the conversation are so fucking boring, man. Give it a rest. Even if there is a plant, the constant speculation about who it is is identical to Jon and Simmons autistically trying to work out who the imposter was. You're just them, but on the outside of the tank
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its directly related to whats going on so i dont know how thats derailing.
 
msd said:
The best girls unironically
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Basedmew said:
its directly related to whats going on so i dont know how thats derailing.
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It isn't, though. There are more plausible explanations for the phone situation, i.e., that he snuck it in without them knowing after the swatting. I've said it before in this thread, but knowing Jet only confirms that he knows Jet. If you're gonna keep sperging about him being the plant, come with some better information than pointing at him sneaking a phone in
 
It's possible that the crew wanted to keep the other "real" fish in the game longer, so they had Damiel do stupid shit to get himself kicked out. Either that or he was just too retarded to keep up the whole charade.

It's for the best that he was kicked after the argument with Jon, but still, I'm gonna miss some of his antics.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
It isn't, though. There are more plausible explanations for the phone situation, i.e., that he snuck it in without them knowing after the swatting. I've said it before in this thread, but knowing Jet only confirms that he knows Jet. If you're gonna keep sperging about him being the plant, come with some better information than pointing at him sneaking a phone in
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he knows more people than just jet from the group but thats besides the point, all you have to do is go to his instagram to see that. i dont care that he is the plant. i just thought it was dumb he got outed so quick, wish they did a better job with it.
 
Basedmew said:
he knows more people than just jet from the group but thats besides the point, all you have to do is go to his instagram to see that. i dont care that he is the plant. i just thought it was dumb he got outed so quick, wish they did a better job with it.
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You keep making truth statements about him being the plant, yet you still have nothing to confirm he is. I'm not saying he is or isn't, I'm just saying that you have no proof that he is. Knowing the wiggers doesn't automatically make you a plant, it just makes you someone who knows the wiggers. You're putting 2 and 2 together and getting 10.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
You keep making truth statements about him being the plant, yet you still have nothing to confirm he is. I'm not saying he is or isn't, I'm just saying that you have no proof that he is. Knowing the wiggers doesn't automatically make you a plant, it just makes you someone who knows the wiggers. You're putting 2 and 2 together and getting 10.
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fair enough. i just personally dont see it as that huge of a leap of a logic to assume because he's the only one we know for sure thats IRL friends with any of the crew. you could be right and he could be a red herring,
 
I’m enjoying this project much more than I should. :biggrin:

Whenever I open the livestream, I feel like I’m idling in Sims 3, watching the sims in my household do a whole lot of nothing all day, walking around, preparing food, and having conversations that can barely be understood (because of the shit audio). Except time passes at a 1:1 ratio.
 
I don't want to reiterate everyone's point, so I keep it short. I do think that this is the most entertaining night out of all of the nights so far. Both sketches do make me chuckle a bit. Obviously, Simmons has gotten awfully comfortable, but I do agree that he deserved to be the best performer tonight. Sam also makes a good appearance that I think resembles what the initial idea of a Hell House was, and I can't wait for his next appearance. I just hope that Jon is still able to walk after the show is done.

However, I do like to point out that half of the Josiecels are freaks, like half of them are coomers like Keffals who just want to run a train through a tard woman, and honestly, if half of these freaks get their shit together and touch a little bit of grass, I'm sure they all can get a true and honest tard woman of their own.
 
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