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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
After posting and generally not caring about being discrete I'm glad Damiel's no longer a "contestant".

But I hope he sticks around as a shark. I want him to be Jon's sleep paralysis demon.
 
Basedmew said:
do people really think damiel is doing this shit with no direction? since hes the plant and has been friends with people involved with MDE for a long time hes almost assuredly getting instructions. im guessing they are taking him out because too many people know about his previous associations now. sam actually said his name when listed off friends names in one of the stream he has done too but i forgot which one.
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Who knows. The whole Damiel situation reeks of something Sam's zoomer boyslaves thought would work and failed to plan out past the first week. Maybe the druggie detox theory is true and he's happy to get back to popping xannyberries with Bic flame. Either way I'm glad he's gone, but I dont look forward to the zoom crew attempting to reinsert him back into the house as a shark or whatever.
 
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curbside2 said:
If Sam can be believed he’s been mostly hands off from the creative perspective and considers this Jets sink or swim moment. It’s no wonder for the first few days it looked like Jet hadn’t slept at all.
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Yea I thought just as much, it definitely seems as if Jet's the lead director. Possible promotion in it for our boy.

Meth Until Death said:
Why does Damiels talk like a nigger?
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Check his socials, he's a chigga (Asian wigger, fake ass nigga)
 
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Some new theories are dropping. Apparently a lot of people believe the white shark who poured apple juice on Jon’s clothes was Damiel due to a shitty terminator “I’ll be back post” he made. Either way, I really hope this doesn’t turn into Jet and the crew solely targeting Jon because he poked a hole in their narrative.

I’m all for the fish getting fucked with, but just solely targeting Jon makes this seem more of like a petty revenge thing rather than the hellhouse equal torture we were promised. Sorry to tell you Jet, people aren’t mad at Jon for calling Damiel out, they’re mad at the producers for being so retarded they let an actual autist with a speech impediment destroy there epic plan on day 7.

Targeting Jon for these reasons makes this personal, and that’s dumb.
 
The Josie shit is weird to me. If she's faking, she's a solid "she'd be cute if".. Not worth the brain power to consider breeding.

If she's not faking, it's heartwarming, but if you wanna fuck her it's kinda creepy. Like midget shit. When you see one of those little bitches that has too many curves for their size?

Uncanny valley vibes.
 
Goomatora said:
Josiebros stay winning, she does nothing but stim and be a cute little empty headed dummy. Jon is wetawded, Damiel is a big gay baby, none of them matter except Josie. Vance is cool though (:
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Can't wait to see your little Josie being stim deprived and mentally tortured in the up and coming weeks. Hassle will walk right up to her and pop that bouncing ball.
 
MidZeRo said:
The Josie shit is weird to me. If she's faking, she's a solid "she'd be cute if".. Not worth the brain power to consider breeding.

If she's not faking, it's heartwarming, but if you wanna fuck her it's kinda creepy. Like midget shit. When you see one of those little bitches that has too many curves for their size?

Uncanny valley vibes.
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Faking or not, she's acting like a child; anyone who wants to fuck her probably has some pedo tendencies. Any normal functioning person would look at her and think "poor girl", not start drooling over her imo
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Some new theories are dropping. Apparently a lot of people believe the white shark who poured apple juice on Jon’s clothes was Damiel due to a shitty terminator “I’ll be back post” he made. Either way, I really hope this doesn’t turn into Jet and the crew solely targeting Jon because he poked a hole in their narrative.

I’m all for the fish getting fucked with, but just solely targeting Jon makes this seem more of like a petty revenge thing rather than the hellhouse equal torture we were promised. Sorry to tell you Jet, people aren’t mad at Jon for calling Damiel out, they’re mad at the producers for being so retarded they let an actual autist with a speech impediment destroy there epic plan on day 7.

Targeting Jon for these reasons makes this personal, and that’s dumb.
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The cure is let Slampig and Letty groom Daniel to be trans.

synapse said:
Faking or not, she's acting like a child; anyone who wants to fuck her probably has some pedo tendencies. Any normal functioning person would look at her and think "poor girl", not start drooling over her imo
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Or they want to fuck autistic chicks.
 
Have they figured out how people will leave? I thought the whole point was to make living there so unbearable they leave voluntary. The fishtank logo was triggering my autism as the logo wasn't a smooth fish, the logo is more similar to a piranha.
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So MATI that I missed pretty much all of what sounds like the best day yet while I was at work. I really hope someone uploaded a 'best of' comp of last night, or something. (:_(
 
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