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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Seth Meyers said:
Damiel listening to music, does world famous Milwaukee dance from an artist called "Certified Trapper". Not sure who the other two artists though.


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Danny boy daps up one of the sharks and gets his shit packed up


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Does this mean he gets to keep his fishbux since he technically got kicked off?
Also Sam and friends wouldve been smart to invest a couple hundred in the phone detectors that every university testing center uses.
 
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le boucher said:
Jon calling Damiel out before Damiel's exit:

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Not a huge fan of Jon but gonna say he's pretty much one of 2 people driving shit.
Ive also noticed Damiel starts name calling when he gets pushed into a corner. During their confrontation in the kitchen he did it and he's doing it here.
Real weak shit here from him. Wouldn't have been at all hard to deflect this with some truth mixed with a lie, like the best do.
Honestly not a lot lost here without him, but the make up of this Party is super unbalanced.
Jon is basically the tank, but the rest are all supports with no DPS.
 
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synapse said:
Lol, Yeah bro, An adultwoman who literally runs around jumping and skipping and playing with her toy dino. Josie has barely spoke or displayed a personality trait that wasnt child like in nature besides her speech that one time. Thats ALL we have seen, what about that is attractive?
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That's just Native culture. Why do you think they never invented the wheel? Too busy jumping around the campfire high on peyote. MLP figures are the new shiny beads and vape pens the new firewater.
 
Shit needs to stop happening in the middle of the night. I was ok with the slowburn but at this point they need the fish toys enabled so we can wake these fuckers up at a normal time.
I'm tired of skimming through 50 pages created overnight to try and figure out what happened when half of the posts is you retards talking about frying up spam.
 
Fortyone said:
So asides from Jon (who I'm assuming they'll try to bully off the show by week's end for emasculating the plant) do any of the remaining contestants have what it takes to last the remaining 5 weeks? Will the show even go another 5 now that Damiel quit?

Vance, Letty, Mauro and simmons all kind of seem like they're on the verge of quitting. Josie has the simp shield so unless something big happens she probbaly just recieves the W after they all quit/get voted off. I'm pissed off because I thought damiel was a real contender and not the biggest bitch in the tank like he turned out to be.
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They're all too passive. When you watch an actual show with stakes with normies, they're willing to lie, cheat, manipulate and fuck their way to victory, right? Like they know the score, and they're their to knife fight.

First bad sign is during any confrontation they all just sit their quiet. No one speaks up. Letty awkwardly goes "haha, tense" while Jon and Damiel go at it.
There's no one asking "what pictures?" or someone going "hey guys, calm down." These aren't people that are going to back stab, form alliances and fight over who left their soap in the shower.

So it's going to really just devolve into what can Sam and crew do to get a reaction out of them. Which is fine, but you also want them causing drama and fighting. You want them fighting over money.

None of them seem to care about the competitions, or the money, though. They talk about them maybe once when they come up, then move on.

Theyre all too passive. They needed an actual brazen slut to manipulate dudes, and some asshole dude who would just tell you to go fuck yourself and not care, at a minimum.
 
MidZeRo said:
None of them seem to care about the competitions, or the money, though. They talk about them maybe once when they come up, then move on.

Theyre all too passive. They needed an actual brazen slut to manipulate dudes, and some asshole dude who would just tell you to go fuck yourself and not care, at a minimum.
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They all care more about turning their minor fish tank fame into only fans bucks at this point. Part of this issue is that they’ve done NOTHING to make it clear they have a chance against Josie. This is a a huge oversight by Jet it it makes me question if he’s so obsessed with the big picture that he has forgotten the small picture.

The brazen slut was intended to be Sylvia’s role I think.
 
MidZeRo said:
Theyre all too passive. They needed an actual brazen slut to manipulate dudes, and some asshole dude who would just tell you to go fuck yourself and not care, at a minimum.
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That’s just modern young adults. Just sit there and take it, whatever. Apathy is a hell of a state of mind
 
MidZeRo said:
They're all too passive. When you watch an actual show with stakes with normies, they're willing to lie, cheat, manipulate and fuck their way to victory, right? Like they know the score, and they're their to knife fight.

First bad sign is during any confrontation they all just sit their quiet. No one speaks up. Letty awkwardly goes "haha, tense" while Jon and Damiel go at it.
There's no one asking "what pictures?" or someone going "hey guys, calm down." These aren't people that are going to back stab, form alliances and fight over who left their soap in the shower.

So it's going to really just devolve into what can Sam and crew do to get a reaction out of them. Which is fine, but you also want them causing drama and fighting. You want them fighting over money.

None of them seem to care about the competitions, or the money, though. They talk about them maybe once when they come up, then move on.

Theyre all too passive. They needed an actual brazen slut to manipulate dudes, and some asshole dude who would just tell you to go fuck yourself and not care, at a minimum.
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Fishtoys were never activated yet and TTS was only on for about a day. I think the toys might help with that but I guess we will see if Graf or whoever they replace him with eventually will get the site back up.
 
Josie is probably real autistic, she seems to be slowly warming up to the other people there, I kind of expect Jet knows that there is some thing they can do to make her wig out and are just holding it back for a strategic moment. It'll be kino.

I kind of think Vance is a second plant. He seems too normal most of the time, and then just busts out these occasional bizarre stories like being a glue fiend that just seem to bizarre to be real. He'd be living in a gutter
 
I'd be pretty upset if they start targeting Jon too much because he called out the plant. If that's the case, it's probably because he ruined some kind of epic reveal prank or some shit. I don't have much faith in them not letting this shit get personal, especially if Damiel is going to be heavily involved in the crew from here on.
I understand the desire to create some friction, but that should be what the sharks and Goldstriker are for, not some kind of inside man. Hell, they could just as easily have given off that impression by continuously hinting about plants and pulling certain fish aside far more than usual. They may have needed a last minute fish, but letting him keep a phone really makes shit seem artificial.
 
waffle said:
I kind of think Vance is a second plant. He seems too normal most of the time, and then just busts out these occasional bizarre stories like being a glue fiend that just seem to bizarre to be real. He'd be living in a gutter
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There’s also a chance he’s an MDE try hard fan trying to impress Sam with his ironic humor given people found an old video of Vance imitating one of Sam’s cell phone skits.
 
curbside2 said:
Part of this issue is that they’ve done NOTHING to make it clear they have a chance against Josie. This is a a huge oversight by Jet it it makes me question if he’s so obsessed with the big picture that he has forgotten the small picture.
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You're assuming that the rules they used are set in stone and chat vote will always be able to determine outcomes, but we're a week in, and so far absolutely nothing has gone according to plan, and they've chaotically changed or broken the rules every day, so I don't think this is a serious concern
 
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