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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jon just did his best to clean up, but I think the only two that try to clean up are Jon and Josie. So the rest of the house is relying on two autists to keep it clean.
Josie and Jon both walk buy trash and don't pick it up. Jon just kicked a plastic bag on the ground rather than throw it away. Jon and Josie are doing more than most but they're still not doing much, and Jon honestly makes things worse by "helping" lol.
 
Didn’t he brag (or lie) about eating fucked up food to make his stomach stronger or some dumb shit like that?
Yeah 100%. I think that most of Jon's stories have about 10-15% truth to them. He doesn't actually eat sun-baked salmon to strengthen his weak stomach, but his stomach is actually weak which is why he doesn't drink or eat processed food.

On the topic of his stomach problems, I want the crew or other fish to try and sneak him more spam to see if he pukes for 20 minutes again.
 
“The royal Canadian Mounty police…. They’re like the FBI but they ride horses”
“We call those rednecks… in the US”

God bless Jon, he’s hilarious
 
The crew constantly going into Letti's bathroom to shit and then spraying liquid ass is my favorite running gag so far.

My second favorite running gag is one of the crew (Ben?) telling traumatic school stories apropos of nothing and then immediately leaving after without any explanation.
 
These people are all fucking slobs, not a single bed is made.
Mauro chan is the only chad who makes his bed and washes his penis. You just don't see it because he's only active for 3 hours of the day where 2 of them is spent replenishing his nutrients to go back to slumber and fight the knife ears with Hrothgar in the 4th dimension.
 
Letty is the only one who came to the house expecting sucking and fucking. Thats why she jumped on Vance's lap the first day.
One of my favorite things about this has been the complete lack of it, Letty tries hard and is autistically dismissed every time. I know some people have said "they'll fuck eventually, you can't put men and women in a house together and they not fuck!" and I really hope they don't and Letty goes fucking insane over it. But Simmons has been pursuing Jon harder than anyone lately.
 
So the prank here was.... put a ticking timer in her suitcase? That's it? Which she found instantly? Another joker prank I guess.
The shark also said "20 minutes". I took that to mean that something is going to happen in 20 minutes when the timer goes off.

I guess he could have just been telling the audience how many minutes he set the timer for. Which would indeed be very lame.
 
That shark made up a low effort dumb ’prank’ on Letty so he could go sniff her sheets and suck on her toothbrush.
 
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