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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
Vance is miming hitting jon with a bat again, but this time he's using a real stick and cutting it close to Jon's head as he does push-ups, the whoosh of the stick being waved around is audible. You can see him start doing it in the clip below, he gets closer and does it like twenty times over and over until Jon gets back up.

Spruce Supremacist said:
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Just a reminder: Vance apologized to Jon last night.

Aristides said:
That's Vance and Jon shaking hands after Vance's apology. I don't believe Vance for a second, he's just sorry he got caught.
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GatorAids said:
Sam is going to beat on Jon every chance he gets in hopes he can cause enough bwain twauma to make Jon speak correctly.
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Jon is the kinda guy that if he respects you, and you dump energy into him he'll amplify it and get it all over the place. Sam is doing this so that Jon becomes a menace and I'm here for it.
 
This retard is losing his gourd. Something will happen today, maybe Sam actually screaming his lungs out at Jon to pacify him.
 
Spruce Supremacist said:
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>kicks the ball, almost hits Josie, knocks the broom over, instantly starts doing push-ups afterwards
Jonbros what the fuck was that?
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He out alpha'd the only other male that presented a challenge to him and he's been ousted from the tribe, so now he's big daddy monkey in the house. He's aware nobody will challenge whatever he does, so he feels free to act out in whatever way he wants. Basic primate behaviour.
 
Jon reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Lied about everything. Said he was a volunteer firefighter and would come in wearing a different county's firefighter shirt every other week. Said he was joining the NG(and had the little NG-branded backpack at work every day) and going off to basic the next January, never did. Etc. etc. etc.

He didn't have the speech impediment but he *was* from Michigan, so still very much retarded.
 
Aristides said:
Vance is miming hitting jon with a bat again, but this time he's using a real stick and cutting it close to Jon's head as he does push-ups, the whoosh of the stick being waved around is audible. You can see him start doing it in the clip below, he gets closer and does it like twenty times over and over until Jon gets back up.



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Caged Twiger vs Drummer boy. Winner fights Goldstriker.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Jon is such a little tryhard and has been from day 1. Cast all the stones you want, Jonsimps, he sucks and even chat agrees. Josiesimps are worse but not by much.



Nope, Jon is just imitating Sam's mannerisms now and its very forced and boring.
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I’m sorry Damiel got kicked off the show by the retard. If it makes you feel any better you have at least three more weeks stuck with Jon.
 
Spruce Supremacist said:
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>kicks the ball, almost hits Josie, knocks the broom over, instantly starts doing push-ups afterwards
Jonbros what the fuck was that?
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Apwil twenty-fowth. I gottaw get in shape. Too much sitting has wuined my body. Too much abuse has gone on fow too wong. Fwom now on thewe will be 50 pushups each mowning, 50 puwups. Thewe wiw be no more piws, no mowe bad food, no more destwoyers of my body. Fwom now on will be total owganization. Evwy muswe must be tight.
 
Got Milk! said:
I think Mauro is lowest on the totem pole of people getting messages on TTS. Since we last had TTS, almost everyone's socials and some nudes have come out. In all of that I've seen, almost none has been Mauro. And considering they cost $30 at the absolute bare minimum, I doubt he'll get much. Maybe like "Sylvia you're a fat whore with rough tits. Mauro you're fat too" or something.
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He was getting roasted pretty badly on the day TTS was on in the morning but he was covering his face with a pillow on his bed and didn't really give much of a reaction so it didn't last long. Wonder how far the lethargic strategy will get him.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Jon is such a little tryhard and has been from day 1. Cast all the stones you want, Jonsimps, he sucks and even chat agrees. Josiesimps are worse but not by much.



Nope, Jon is just imitating Sam's mannerisms now and its very forced and boring.
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It's not forced though, his feeble mind can't force it. I don't even think he knows why he is doing it lol
 
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