🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Lowercase I internet said:
I’m sorry Damiel got kicked off the show by the retard.
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If Sam is smart, he'll bring Damiel back for the 3rd week as a redemption but if he wins, he gets only half. Then orchestrate Damiel winning, thereby only having to pay half the promised winnings and still providing A+ content.

Solid, top tier jewish moves right there, Sam. You should hire me, for I study the enemy.
 
Mr Sister said:
If anything, the producers should keep trying to amplifying this energy jon has. Make him more annoying to the other contestants than the sharks could ever be
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exactly how amped up do we want jon's ego though? i'm more of an equal opportunity suffering guy, i want all of them to be as miserable as each other. can't turn the show into jon tardrages while 6 NPCs live in squalor.
 
After making his statement, King Jon starts to meditate whilst his subordinates relegate themselves to the corner.
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Basically if you arent rooting for the stim queen and crypto king. youve made the wrong choice.
 
Jon, after proving himself as being the dominant male of the house, has claimed the living room for himself, forcing everyone else to camp in the hallway, away from his marked territory.
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