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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    814
Simmons talking with the girls about trying on the makeup at Sephora, which seems to be making Jon hyperventilate during his Tate meditation

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I don't blame them, he was throwing up and shit yesterday. kind of irresponsible to wait until the day after and letting him sleep
I never connected the two, lol that is pretty irresponsible if he was puking from brain damage or something
according to vance the exposed wire
I'm shocked Jon didn't manage to electrocute himself with them
I'm gonna be depressed when I can't read the YouTube hivemind chat whenever they fix the website
The Youtube chat is pretty gay actually, too much Josie simping and its way too fast to read most of the time. Granted, the main site's chat function was a piece of shit that barely worked so I hear you on that front.
For me it's

1. Jon
2. Simmons
3. Letty
4. Damiel
5. Josie
6. Vance
7. Mauro
8. Sylvia

Purely in terms of moving the plot forward. People will miss Simmons a lot more than they realize if he gets kicked out imo, even if he's a faggot he's the person who tries to make stuff happen the most right behind Jon
1. Jon/Damiel - hero/villain driving the action
2. Josie - fan favorite, her simps irritate me but she's actually entertaining and charming sometimes
3. Letti - Of the remaining she is the last boring
4. Vance - Has potential but mostly boring
5. Sylvia - Boring and fat, but some decent taste in music
6. Mauro - Fat sleepy boring Mexican

Separate lateral tier for Simmons because he can be good when he isn't achieving genuine gender euphoria and "eye fucking chat" like @curbside2 said
 
Imagine getting trolled by the contestants in your own "hell house".
If I was Jet I would just hang myself on camera at this point.
>-30000$ down the drain in the first three days
>Damiel plant plot found out by a literal retard in the first week
>house doxed and swatted by subhuman scum, TOTAL CLOUTCHASER DEATH
>getting trolled by the contestants

I would too. BUT
>extremely popular for an independent project (>8k viewers when the fishes are up)
>raking in superchats on YouTube
>audience still engaged in this autistic event
>people are still patient for the site to come back up
>if it's online again, contestants will be pelted by TTS messages
>more people will buy the season pass to support this project

There is still a way to salvage this. But the site is most likely their top priority right now.
 
As someone who has to have this open on a separate monitor and step away every couple of minutes, the curated camera switching has been a lot easier to enjoy. Will actually miss that when we transition back to the website but IK the TTS will be well worth it.
 
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