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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Andrew Tate is the best of nothing but terrible fucking choices.
or people could just... fucking live their lives without having to subscribe to a grifter's McPhilosophy courses. i don't understand how these people end up in these parasocial idolation relationships but maybe that's because i have a father
 
How is Vance that good at drums without knowing for sure if "measures" is the right word? Small detail but it stuck out to me.
 
Jon confirms he considers Jason a role model and wishes he could pay him for mentorship.

Edit: Remember when Jon told Sam he thought he shouldn't increase the prize money? "Keep da ten gwand" starting to make more sense now. This man is so fucking delusional and impressionable I can't believe it.
 
All these arcs are concluding so wholesomely. I wonder if Sam will get over his disgust towards transgenders and go frolicking through the garage with Simone.
 
Bros I'm getting attached and I almost feel bad that Jon is getting thrown through this ringer of Sam Hyde gaslighting. I think I'm in too deep. Normal me would be ashamed.
 
Jon confirms he considers Jason a role model and wishes he could pay him for mentorship.

Edit: Remember when Jon told Sam he thought he shouldn't increase the prize money? "Keep da ten gwand" starting to make more sense now. This man is so fucking delusional and impressionable I can't believe it.
They should totally add Jon to the group.
What would be the term for the jester of a group of jesters?
 
Simmons therapist arc is patronizing and annoying. I like that he's got Jon a little quieter, but come the fuck on you're one speech impediment away from being just as retarded as Jon, don't talk down to him.
 
This isnt the first time they've had a heart to heart. Simmons will do some weird tranny thing or more improv and the tard rage will resurface.

hopefully.
 
Simmons therapist arc is patronizing and annoying. I like that he's got Jon a little quieter, but come the fuck on you're one speech impediment away from being just as retarded as Jon, don't talk down to him.
anyone in the house has the right to talk down to jon after he sperged out because he couldn't LARP as cobratate and started bunnyhopping in rage
 
Simmons therapist arc is patronizing and annoying. I like that he's got Jon a little quieter, but come the fuck on you're one speech impediment away from being just as retarded as Jon, don't talk down to him.
I'll have you know Simmons is a very respected crossdressing rollerblader in communist China
 
How is Vance that good at drums without knowing for sure if "measures" is the right word? Small detail but it stuck out to me.
Measures are super easy to understand if you've got an ear for music. He probably got the concept and didn't need the word. He's a synth pop artist too, and the software for making that type of music just uses numbers to represent measures and beats and stuff. No terminology in sight.
 
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