🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Not sure what kind of advice Sylvia could give Jon. How to wallow in mud? The best way to eat slop from a feed trough?
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She'd turn the conversation and make it all about herself and her experiences, and then brag to everyone later how she's basically, like, an amateur psychologist, like a typical self obsessed fat bitch.
 
My prediction is that Josie starts drumming more instead of the usual stimming. We know she has rhythm from the ddr videos, so her applying her energy to something creative might be huge for her. She's picking it up pretty quickly as well, even her stick heights/stickings in general are decent.

Vance wins again by being a normalish dude with a cool hobby.
I want them to do a fucking band set up for Goldstriker.
 
lol jon unplugged the lamp when they started fucking with the smart bulbs
 
IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORN,
JETTY, BETTER CHECK THE MORGUE!
THERE A BIG HAWAIIAN DOZES,
NO VARIATION TO HIS POSES
PILLOW LAID ATOP HIS FACE,
HE'S THE WINNER OF THIS RACE
MAURO SLEEPS AND MAURO SNOOZES,
SAID NOBODY, "MAURO LOSES",
MAURO TAKES A LONG SIESTA,
FOR MAURO NAPS ARE FIESTAS,
EIGHTEEN HOURS EVERY DAY,
IN HIS BED MAURO WILL LAY.
LET BIG MAURO GET HIS REST,
'CAUSE BIG MAURO IS THE BEST
 
Does whoever changes the lights have fucking parkinsons or something? I would think they were telling them to go to bed but they usually just turn them off
They were trying to set the mood for gay buttsex, while Letty watches. Jon turned the lights off, but he doesn't know that demons can see in the dark.
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Letty watches. Jon turned the lights off, but he doesn't know that demons can see in the dark.
Violetta walked in and her tiny frame disappeared into the bed. She's been eavesdropping this autistic conversation for almost half and hour now and will relay all this information to the rest of the fish later. Absolute chess move on her part, you can't deny her gumption there.
 
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