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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
jonchads continue to win. that heart to heart with simmons last night was just incredible. jon truly is the main character, an inspiration to all of us.
 
The Morgue has never been more powerful
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No Face said:
letty is currently explaining what a lolcow is to Jon

is she /our/girl ?
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Why the hell would you want a fake ass pickme as "/our/girl"?

Simping for any of these fake ass women is just sad and really says something about the people doing it. Sylvia is fat and two faced, Letty is an ugly pickme, and Josie is a 3/10 largely faking the childish shit for attention. They mostly haven't contributed anything in the way of content either. Josie walking in circles and spinning in a chair isn't content, and that "humiliate Simmons" sketch was about as painful as watching something like this can actually get, even if the original idea was pretty funny. These sub-6 women have all been letdowns so far.


Have some standards and self-respect, people.
 
Goomatora said:
Jon being forced to piss in a cup in front of a doctor (and in turn pissing on said doctor) has definitely influenced Jon in a negative way, I find it really funny though how concerned he was with privacy then proceeding to join a show in which his privacy is entirely revoked for 6 weeks. Seems he doesn't care all too much about it, eh?
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Sounds like he was really shaken up by that experience. Next we'll learn the doctor told him he's the balls on the dick.
 
apa gapa said:
Josie and Jon is perfect exmaple of female pretend autism vs actual autism
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There's no way Josie is faking there's no way she could keep it up for 8 whole days without a break. If she is somehow faking it then by the end of the 6 weeks she's probably going to have actual brain damage because acting like that can't be good for anyone.
 
"I've dwank wato fwom the mountain tops, I've dwank fwom pudoes. If I'm thwisty, I'm dwinking it, but fug tap wato. I'm not dwanken that shit"
" If you need dopamine go the fug outside "
Jon is BASED
 
This Is Violence Now said:
How come for almost every topic they discuss there is a perfect Sam Hyde video for it?
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Sam's had his finger on the pulse of the autistic schizo community for a very long time. He understands the culture he mocks because he spent a lot of time in it himself. Plus Charles is an actual schizo.

But Jons right about tap water. I ain't dwinkin dat shit.
 
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well apparently they have completely removed the option to download and transfer for kindle unlimited books so I will have to actually find my kindle and see if i can pull them off there
 
DustBuns said:
Fishtank is succeeding despite the production crew and not because of them, their retarded idea to bring back Damiel is going to prove this today.
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knowing damiel's fragile fucking ego he's gonna throw a second hissy fit the second jon inevitably embarrasses him in front of the entire tank again.
 
I think assuming he is put into a position to be cowed immediately and severely (again), bringing back Damiel would be great. I want to see him take a swing at Jon and then get his ass BEAT.
 
Sneedifarms said:
knowing damiel's fragile fucking ego he's gonna throw a second hissy fit the second jon inevitably embarrasses him in front of the entire tank again.
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He's going to clock Jon because he has a nigger IQ and he will turn this project into a legal nightmare. Fuck Twitter sans the memes. They are at least good.
 
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