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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Bog hog has woken up. Imagine waking up to this in the morning after a drinking session.
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Pisek said:
Sylvia the hog has finally woken up, Mauro still rests at 2pm Eastern
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Simmons may be annoying but I will say he is the most patient with Jon and doesn't take Jon's spergouts personally. I think it's kind of cringy but also wholesome to see him talk Jon down or just listen to his stupid conspiracy theories. I hope they become good fwiends.
 
Pisek said:
Sylvia the hog has finally woken up, Mauro still rests at 2pm Eastern
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You call it rest he calls is astral planar spiritual warfare projection, he is keeping the ghosts of the Netflix forefathers out to ensure everyone has a healthy balanced breakfast at 3pm
 
CoolFool said:
Simmons may be annoying but I will say he is the most patient with Jon and doesn't take Jon's spergouts personally. I think it's kind of cringy but also wholesome to see him talk Jon down or just listen to his stupid conspiracy theories. I hope they become good fwiends.
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at the rate they're going they're gonna turn out more than just fwens.
 
CoolFool said:
Simmons may be annoying but I will say he is the most patient with Jon and doesn't take Jon's spergouts personally. I think it's kind of cringy but also wholesome to see him talk Jon down or just listen to his stupid conspiracy theories. I hope they become good fwiends.
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Simmons is basically Jon's designated tardwrangler now.
 
Sneedifarms said:
did the fucking hog seriously only wake up at 2pm? these retards are being treated too nicely, they should be up before the sun every single day like in boot camp.
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They need to be made to do Reveille woken up with a fuckin trumpet & cunts screaming at you to wake the fuck up, make them tear their sheets off so they have to redo them. One of the worst things that can happen to you is Getting woken up in the middle of the night to do a random fucking task it not torture but if fucking feels like it, the production crew have a very good concept but the little shit is what matters when fucking with people, random noises during the night which startle you, no water pressure and so on, they're annoying as fuck for a contestant & funny for the audience, they should be looking like this bloke by the end

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Fuck this shit without the website.

Kill Youtube Streams. Behead Youtube Streams. Roundhouse kick a Youtube Stream into the concrete. Slam dunk a Youtube Stream baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Youtube. Defecate in a Youtube Streams food. Launch Youtube Streams into the sun. Stir fry Youtube Streams in a wok. Toss Youtube Streams into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Youtube Streams gas tank. Judo throw Youtube Streams into a wood chipper. Twist Youtube Streams heads off. Report Youtube Streams to the IRS. Karate chop Youtube Streams in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Youtube Streams. Trap Youtube Streams in quicksand. Crush Youtube Streams in the trash compactor. Liquefy Youtube Streams in a vat of acid. Eat Youtube Streams. Dissect Youtube Streams. Exterminate Youtube Streams in the gas chamber. Stomp Youtube Stream skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Youtube Streams in the oven. Lobotomize Youtube Streams. Mandatory abortions for Youtube Streams. Grind Youtube Stream traffic in the garbage disposal. Drown Youtube Streams in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Youtube Streams with a ray gun. Kick old Youtube Streams down the stairs. Feed Youtube Streams to alligators. Slice Youtube Streams with a katana.
 
Sneedifarms said:
did the fucking hog seriously only wake up at 2pm? these retards are being treated too nicely, they should be up before the sun every single day like in boot camp.
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To be fair she would probably be woken up by TTS if it worked. Otherwise this is just a case study on what happens when you leave a bunch of mentally disabled people in one house (they still get into massive arguments over small shit).
That being said, I'm sure everyone's behavior will change after the first vote out. Damiel got kicked for behavior so I don't think its sank in that this is a popularity contest. My guess is Mauro will be first to get kicked out since all he does is sleep for 20 hours a day.

Hopefully after getting the bugs sorted out this year, next year's season will be more planned out.
 
Honestly the biggest reason why Josie is so popular is because in the eyes and hearts of all the autistic men watching this she fits this fantasy almost to a T, and it's all they have ever wanted.
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