🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Crew is questioning Simmons on his bee jelly product, if there's anything fucked up in it and if it's for body use or consumption
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MayoBlaze said:
All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong. The moment that site goes backup Josie will be gifted 70 snack boxes all at once. She will then use this treasure trove to buy the loyalty of the other fish becoming a cargo cult leader and they will offer her fidget spinners as tribute.
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I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.
 
So, the team is doing visual tracking on the pocky supply, has to be part of a plan to get Josie to snap at someone
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.
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Ngl until Letty's ex went full retard I had the idea of having a box of "religious" materials sent over where there'd be enough bibles and qurans for them all and then underneath that is really fun and offensive shit like Max Stirner and Siege so the audience can judge if they're reading them to read them or if the people there have some real fun philosophy they're hiding
 
Jet, in Bedroom 4: "Looks like nobody stole [Josie's] Pocky. The bug is still inside."
They bugged her Pocky box?
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.
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How much money do you think I'd have to spend for Jet to print out the Gospel of Truth. I want to keep shoving gnostic esoteric literature down his throat for as long as possible and eventually make him go mad
 
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Josie teaches Vance how to draw as repayment for Vance teaching her how to drum last night.
Jon and Simmons have a nice conversation with each other as Jon forgets to catch the soccerball he threw.
Hambeast gets more rest after sleeping for half the day.

I love the fishtank.
 
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