🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The Blue Morpho said:
The clown will be here in 3 days
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Tad Loaf said:
Crazy how the fish and the viewers are dying for tts and they refuse to put it on despite it probably being their biggest money maker by far. They're burning money just so they can spend time adding more and more filters which will also in turn reduce the amount of people interested in buying them.
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I'd rather they get the filters right. Prolonged fuckery is better than leaking revenge porn and dirty laundry and watching 6 autists have panic attacks and leaving immediately. It would make them more money in the long run.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
For real though, why don't any of them want to go upstairs? It's not like they are having a nice chat or anything.
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People can enjoy just being around other people even if they're not doing stuff, it's not like they're being super physical, the pent up energy from being locked in day after day will continue to grow, Jon being the exception cause he's training so much
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Another TTS from Jet: "You're waiting so patiently. The clown will be here in 3 days."

He's gotta be talking about Hassle right?
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On one hand, I assume the Hassle Goal is completely fucked, so it could be at 100% now. On the other, Jet is being ambiguous, which could mean it's something unrelated.
 
Tad Loaf said:
People can enjoy just being around other people even if they're not doing stuff, it's not like they're being super physical, the pent up energy from being locked in day after day will continue to grow, Jon being the exception cause he's training so much
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Sure, but it's 2:30 am and it looked like Vance was about to pass out in his chair and Mauro was gonna fall asleep on his feet
 
Tad Loaf said:
Crazy how the fish and the viewers are dying for tts and they refuse to put it on despite it probably being their biggest money maker by far. They're burning money just so they can spend time adding more and more filters which will also in turn reduce the amount of people interested in buying them.
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I really hope it's because they're implementing a queue, I don't see any reason to not have it going right now other than it being a complete mess of incomprehensible chats as soon as it opens
 
Pisek said:
I really hope it's because they're implementing a queue, I don't see any reason to not have it going right now other than it being a complete mess of incomprehensible chats as soon as it opens
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They should activate it just to force Simmons out.
 
Aristides said:
They may have seen something during the brief post-swatting timeframe where they got their phones back and could access the Internet. I don't remember seeing any of them mention it.
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I've been wondering about this. Chances are all of them had hella notifications when they saw their phones again, and I'm not sure if they managed to really get a grasp on the meta narratives that had formed.
It's an overwhelming amount of info, that they only had a little time to try and digest, so I kinda doubt that they all really understand what happened yet.
 
Vance said he's the guy that does the "special delivery" and told Jon he smokes weed "all day every day." The website describes him as a delivery driver, is he hinting at selling weed on the side or am I overthinking this? I can't tell how much of what he's saying is a facetious lie he's telling Jon and how much of it is true. I wouldn't put it past him to be a pothead.

No reason to sell black market weed in WA, it's so cheap. Would be the same kind of margins if you were selling packs of cigs on the side.
 
Aristides said:
They may have seen something during the brief post-swatting timeframe where they got their phones back and could access the Internet. I don't remember seeing any of them mention it.
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Jon got riled up and started sperging right afterwards and was about to ask Letty about it when Sylvia shut him down and Jon went, "Oh, I thought we could talk about Letty's Esssss"
 
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Tradwife stimmy qween is safe and thriving so I'm heading to bed. I've burnt all of my candles at her altar today, need to grab more in the morning.
 
I personally don't want Frank Hassle to show up now... it doesn't feel like that kind of show anymore.
Maybe I am getting soft in my old age.
 
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