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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I just realized Jon is on the couch with Simmons, how could both of them sleep through Vance stealing the baby?

I wonder if Jon will be able to figure out who did it. It would be funny if this ends up making Jon more paranoid and on alert from now on.
 
CoolFool said:
So wait, did Vance set this up or Letty? Pretty pathetic that even Letty has more balls than Vance. He's such a beta.
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Vance steals the Simmons/Jon baby and hides it under a pile of clothes in the laundry room so they don't hear it crying, this was Violetta's idea. They're trying to work out who to pin it on. Violetta goes downstairs and starts shaking the baby, trying to kill it.

 
Shig O'nella said:
Having said that, there's enough dots for me to connect into a shape I really want nowhere near kids (or vulnerable adults, for that matter).
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So that's why Simon may like Jon huh 🤔. Jokes aside, I believe he's just a degenerate but not a pedo. By God, I hope that I don't get corrected on this down the line.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
During the downtime, I've been really fixated on Jon's coffee habit... How much caffeine do we reckon this motherfucker consumes in a day? It must be measurable in grams?


At the very least, you have to admit its creepy, and given how ready you were to accuse every and any contestant of being a plant in this thread, I don't get why the bar to convince you is somehow much higher now, despite there being much more evidence for this Simmons stuff, vs evidence for plants
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And this retard wonders why he has stomach issues lol.

Jon your stomach is fucked because you mainline 3 pots of coffee a day and barely eat anything besides overcooked meat. You probably have 20+ ulcers to go with your 20+ concussions.
 
For anyone interested here are the excerpts that were posted in the /tv/ thread.

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Someone in chat said it wasn't letty's first time shaking a baby like that and I'm inclined to agree, that form, that check to make sure no one was watching. Pure evil.
 
If they could get the baby back to Simmons without waking him up, Jon would blame Simmons, while Letty and Vance can act innocent.
 
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