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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jon will be in the morgue tonight apologizing

They really did choose some of the most gullible idiots for this show.
Vance just spills the beans in room 4 that he stole the baby to the rest and they don't seem to give a fuck.
Plus, they're believing all the shit Damiel is making up. One of the only people who seemed to have clued in that Damiel was the plant was the literal retard Jon.
B4 made a pact early on. Vance definitely sucks Damiel off tho. He’s blind to him being the plant
 
the joncycle is something to behold. every single day he starts off well and by the evening time he is chimping out and pissing every single person in the house off. then he's doing pushups and scweaming about how he doesn't give a fuck bwo
 
the joncycle is something to behold. every single day he starts off well and by the evening time he is chimping out and pissing every single person in the house off. then he's doing pushups and scweaming about how he doesn't give a fuck bwo
By the end of the night everyone in the house likes him again as well.
 
my theory is that the joncycle has something to do with the 8 cups of coffee Jon drinks every day. i think it overstimulates his already malformed brain and gets him anxious and irritable
 
I really wish there was something else to watch rn than the gay gaslighting circle happening in b4

Edit for future readers: Team Evil (Vance Damiel Josie and Sylvia) are basically just shit talking Jon and Simmons like catty high school girls.
 
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The next arc would benefit from having Jon and Letty as teammates
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He's been called a retard his whole life and was actually beaten to within an inch of his life by a pack of feral joggers. He's not intimidated by Mexican snorlax. The dude's knees bend inward.
I didn't ask if he was intimidated at Mauro, I was asking if he was seething at the TTS messages calling him a scamming liar retard who everyone hates. Which I think he probably is.
 
I might be missing out on some juicy gossip and drama, but Damiel's such a fake-ass little faggot I just don't want to see him or hear his fake-ass faggot-ass voice. I switch away from Damiel if I can. I don't even want to see him eliminated, I just want him to be off my screen.
 
Letty is standing in the middle of her room with the door open, eavesdropping on B4's conversation (you can hear every word through the walls, since Jon isn't screaming right now)
Her favorite pastime. It takes a certain type of person to love doing this, which is why Vance can't compete. She was eavesdropping when Ben came into the Living Room to coax Jon and Simmons into bed and she was eavesdropping the last half hour of Jon and Simmons' post-tard-rage conversation.
 
I hope Goldstriker punishes Jon for his stupidity. A meek Jon is a tolerable Jon. Let someone else speak for once.
Jon is the major content driver within the house. I doubt Mr. Goldstriker wants to see that disappear. Hell Goldstriker cracked a smirk on his face after Jon destroyed the mustard yesterday. One of the best moments within the tank.
 
Jon is the major content driver within the house. I doubt Mr. Goldstriker wants to see that disappear. Hell Goldstriker cracked a smirk on his face after Jon destroyed the mustard yesterday. One of the best moments within the tank.
unless they pull a Damiel and give Jon preferential treatment he's 100% fucked, everyone else in the house hates him and Simmons is toast
 
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