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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What's up with all the Jon A-Logging? At the very least you have to admire the guy. He didn't really do anything wrong in this circumstance. Someone stole his baby, it's a competition so it's fair game, and then he does the same. Everyone was sucking off Vance and Letty for doing the exact same shit (not necessarily in this thread) but now that Jon does it he's cringe and retarded?

The guy just provided the best conflict we've seen since the show started and everyone is saying that he must be punished for his insolence. Nigga what insolence? The guy provides all the content, all the relationships flow through him, and even now it seems like it's the other fish vs Jon and for what? He's better than all of them, the seething in bedroom floor proves that. If you have to rant to four other people about a retard you don't like you're pathetic.
Josie simps strategically trying to eliminate the only other fish that has a chance/following
 
I'd like Simmons to stay, personally, as Jon and Simmons are by far and a way the most interesting dynamic in the entire house, but I'd almost equally like to see how Jon would react to Simmons going and constantly having his back against the wall now that nobody likes him
I firmly believe that Jon will start a fight with whoever he can. Simmons didnt even show up on his radar until they sent Damiel to court.
If Simmons was kicked he would probably be constantly fighting with Mauro now, or possibly go back to Damiel.
 
Jon is incredibly lucky that he is immune for today, I suppose Simmons will have to be the scapegoat, shame too because he yields so many corn harvests.
 
I firmly believe that Jon will start a fight with whoever he can. Simmons didnt even show up on his radar until they sent Damiel to court.
If Simmons was kicked he would probably be constantly fighting with Mauro now, or possibly go back to Damiel.
Jon and Simmons spent the entire weekend sperging out about who the imposter is, so they were definitely on each other's radar before Damiel was kicked out, but I agree with the rest of it
 
I hope Goldstriker punishes Jon for his stupidity. A meek Jon is a tolerable Jon. Let someone else speak for once.
Jon has a comical amount of reverence for male authority so Sam gets to pick. He has to consider between yelling at him if he wants contrite, apologetic Jon or complimenting his antics if he wants hyperactive, domineering Jon.
 
I think there are two types of audience watching this, one that wants to see as much chaos as possible and love seeing King Jon sperg the fuck out all over the place and other similar content, the other that have picked their favorites and legitimately want them to win. Unfortunately it feels like the latter are the majority of the paypigs on the site and are definitely looking to influence the house. With Jon and Simmons gone the house is going to be an utter snooze fest as the sharks are far too soft hearted to actually fuck with their friends
 
Jon is incredibly lucky that he is immune for today, I suppose Simmons will have to be the scapegoat, shame too because he yields so many corn harvests.
Why would he be eliminated?

He brings the best content, easily. He gets reactions out of the deadbeats loafing around pretending to be nice to each other.

Would I want him for a friend? Hell no, but he's the entertainment on this show.
 
I think there are two types of audience watching this, one that wants to see as much chaos as possible and love seeing King Jon sperg the fuck out all over the place and other similar content, the other that have picked their favorites and legitimately want them to win. Unfortunately it feels like the latter are the majority of the paypigs on the site and are definitely looking to influence the house. With Jon and Simmons gone the house is going to be an utter snooze fest as the sharks are far too soft hearted to actually fuck with their friends
Yeah, Jet or whoever controls the polls had to remove Josie answers because she would win them regardless of context.
 
With Jon and Simmons gone the house is going to be an utter snooze fest as the sharks are far too soft hearted to actually fuck with their friends
I think at this point they need each other. Simmons is the gay Sancho Panza to Jon's gay Don Jon Quixote
 
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