🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Everyone thinks it's Sam pulling the strings behind the curtain, but the real mastermind is far more insidious.
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Ed: my spoiler didn't work so good. Total Butters move.
 
I like how they got the drone sitting on the fan flashing its blue LED to give them a ghetto club strobe effect.

Make do with what ya got.
They're karaoking to the witch doctor song now.
 
Wtf the fuck is Josie singing?
Some MLP song called Pony Polka or something. I looked it up after she mentioned it before, that shit is like 6 minutes long. She probably sang FOUR MINUTES of it before someone told her to please stop. Sylvia sucks at singing but that Josie shit takes me back to those old cringe compilations with stuff like Chibi at GDQ.

Oh god Letti the Demoness is singing a lullaby to her fake baby now. My blood has run cold.

thank god jet turned off the cameras in the retard house while the retard was acting like a retard, he almost embarassed himself...
We missed out on drunk Jon puking on Jet and get this shit instead
 
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They’re bonding over the death of Simmons reputation. “You think you know a guy then he comes out as a… camp counselor.

Edit: I hope someone is clipping this. It’s getting spicy. Josie even emulated Sam booting out the guy.
 
Destiny livestreamed Sam kicking Simmons out of the house, but did not understand what was going on so quit after five minutes. His chat thought the show was cringe.

It made me realize how we know all the deeplore of the show and everything makes sense, but to new norimes joining the livestream the show is not very accessible.
He literally blasts aderall and stimulants like a crackhead and has to play 2 videos 1 song and play factorio to even operate no shit he can’t understand
 
They’re bonding over the death of Simmons reputation. “You think you know a guy then he comes out as a… camp counselor.
im gonna be real, i listened to the discord QnA with simmons..... he barely understands english most of the time. ive seen several screenshots of parts of his book that were completely plagiarized from youtube. and aside from the language barrier, he seems like a pretty dumb person. i think the chances of him really being a pedo are slim.
 
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