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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Critiquing Simmons clothing style, dresses in a "less threatening, childish way". Apparently Simmons always wore his pants inside out
He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?
 
He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?
given he's proven to be a bona fide retard there must be some insane reason like that being his only pair of pants or him not realizing that different pants can be made out of different fabrics.
 
He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?

“If you have allergies, you’re a pedophile”
 
He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?
And spoiler alert...the fabric outside is the exact same fucking fabric as inside.

It's one piece of fucking fabric.
 
Whore is playing it up for the camera again. After years of being exposed to the depravity of the internet, I'm not at all shocked or surprised that there people sexually attracted to stick figure drawings.
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Playing devil's advocate: She's drunk and that's a very comfortable position to chill out in for a few.
 
Sylvia seems to think the show is more mainstream than it actually is. Suggests celebrities like Kanye West must be watching. The reality is five figures.
 
It's been crying for *several hours*.
Jon is 'immune'(if they still follow those rules) and with Simmons gone it really doesn't matter.
I think Jon is going to be immune far beyond this initial immunity if he’s willing to stay. He gets special treatment from Sam and not just because he’s retarded. That didn’t help Simmons. I think Sam and Jet like him and know he’s great entertainment.
 
This is the most evil thing Sam Hyde has done, if you exclude the Marky allegations. He ruined this guy's life and reputation forever. With baseless accusations, while laughing about it. And he thinks he was in the right too.
It's ironic you call the stuff against Simmons baseless when the Marky shit literally boils down to extremely easily faked text message screencaps and anonymous posts on 4chan. There is no police report or case. I could take the next hour in photoshop and make you something more convincing then the Marky shit.
 
I think Jon is going to be immune far beyond this initial immunity if he’s willing to stay. He gets special treatment from Sam and not just because he’s retarded. That didn’t help Simmons. I think Sam and Jet like him and know he’s great entertainment.
he has special jontent privileges now and honestly it's for the better. one of the few times i agree with the producer tinkering and rule breaking.
 
Can someone explain who this simmons guy is since the community post went out of it's way not to?
TY in advance.

E: if you're going to negrate me, you can at least point me in the right direction.
 
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