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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Clownish said:
On the Twitter Space after Sim got kicked out Jet/Sam's friend said that they are looking for a new contested to join the show from Craigslist since that is where they found Sim and Mauro. They don't want MDE fans, and they will be doing better background checks now.
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Unless this is a bit to introduce Frank Hassle, I really think this is a bad idea. Just treat Simmons as the cut contestant for this week and keep chugging like normal imo.
 
Meth Until Death said:
Speculation about who next to leave. They reckon Jon. Apparently Jon had a bit of a moment and they don't want to repeat it on camera. Sylvia was saying "kill me, kill me, kill me" under her breath
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they were probably told not to repeat it
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
Damiel talking about how bad Jon's business card is, I'm willing to bet Jon is better at business that druggie Damiel
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jon spelled his instagram name "buisnessjack2022", his card is probably equally retarded.
 
Letty trying to reclaim the bed. Wouldn't be surprised if she tries to sleep in there tonight. Don't let her do it Josie!
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I don't care how annoying Jon gets, at this point I want him to win just so he proves all of these trash talking pussies wrong. They have to shit talk to feel better of themselves so often. I hate Simmons just as much as the next guy, but these people acting like they knew Simmons was like this from the start is retarded.

Even now they're critiquing Jon's business card. And as writing this Damiel said Jon is greedy if he stays while the others act as if him leaving is because they just feel so concerned :( they definitely aren't in this for the money, they're just worried about the autist we swear. Fuck these snakes dude. Either hate Jon or don't, stop trying to have your cake and eat it too.
 
Squatty Potty said:
Hopefully Damiel, and I don't think it will be Jon, Sam and Jet can't lose the content tard.
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Yeah I don't reckon, I think Jon had a bit of moment earlier when the cameras were off. Their attitude towards him has changed a fair bit. I think it's finally clicked in their heads that Jon's really fuckin retarded.
Could be just performative for the camera.
 
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Meth Until Death said:
Yeah I don't reckon, I think Jon had a bit of moment earlier when the cameras were off. Their attitude towards him has changed a fair bit. I think it's finally clicked that Jon's really fuckin retarded.
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I've read bits and pieces here and there. Something about him being an angry/violent drunk(someone said something about him raging out and breaking shit). Mixed with only drinking coffee all day every single day + being dehydrated. He puked on Jet.
 
Here’s a thought:

Last night when TTS started bringing up the books, simmons was briefly called down to basement; afterwards he lied and said the producers were looking for a knife and jet ran in to back him up when jon prodded.

I think that meeting had something to do with sam’s behavior today, as well as the boost in mood after the basement meeting with the fish.

Mauro is an outlier because i think he wanted to leave since day 1.
 
Cabbage Farmer said:
If Jon goes I don't think this will be fun to watch anymore.
Darkest timeline is that the others will probably start casting Josie out if Jon is gone
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Even though I am not at all phased by the snuff drawings, I sort of wish the accusations of Josie drawing "child torture porn" would come up and tank the simpcow. If only to see how different the reaction would be.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I've read bits and pieces here and there. Something about him being an angry/violent drunk(someone said something about him raging out and breaking shit). Mixed with only drinking coffee all day every single day + being dehydrated. He puked on Jet.
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you could hear him slamming shit from b1 and ben or jet saying shit like "jon control yourself" VERY loudly. he was definitely having a major meltdown.
 
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Meth Until Death said:
Yeah I don't reckon, I think Jon had a bit of moment earlier when the cameras were off. Their attitude towards him has changed a fair bit. I think it's finally clicked that Jon's really fuckin retarded.
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If it took them that long for that to click that proves that they're also really retarded. I realized it after the Simmons fight and subsequent 3 hour heart-to-heart. I think Sam and co realized it after the mustard incident. It was really fucking stupid to give him alcohol, but it also sounds like Vance tried to stop him. We just don't know what or how this all went down right now because it was sooooooo important to turn off the cameras so the fish could watch Fight Club.
 
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