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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Floppa Elite said:
I genuinely think it's just too much for him to handle, and he wants to go home. Some discord tranny has been going around YouTube comments talking about how he actually has had something found, but whoever found it has been keeping quiet. Mauro seems way too sweet and genuine for the 'tank.
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Mauro's not a good guy. He's an extremely overweight gay guy whose lack of self control was put on full display earlier today. Like Letty, he doesn't come out and admit what he's done-he tip toes around it. When he got in Jon's face, he just ran his mouth with no action at all. This isn't an isolated incident, he had little hissyfits before this.

He does try to look like a good guy. There's many people like him out in the world. They're not good guys, but they pretend to be. Fishtank showed the world Mauro's not a good guy- and him being a good guy is how he gets food to make himself so fat. If he was really a good guy, he would've apologized to Jon for being a bitch and would've addressed the situation with Letty. But it's too much for that gluttonous pig to admit he's wrong-so he left out of pride.

Letty is worse though. Being fake nice to everyone and saying here's nothing she could've done in the situation. She was right there when Jon and Mauro were arguing and let it all happen, laughing with Vance in the room while they did it. If you're gonna be a manipulative bitch, own it and don't go halfway into it.

Jon is the realest one in the house by far. He stole the baby to try to save his friend. He didn't do it for himself, he did it cause he actually cared about Simmons. That's something none of the other fish would do, and sets him apart.

Mauro should've been first to go. The Simmons situation was handled poorly, and Sam handled it the way he did because of his Marky situation. I'm not gonna pretend I understand what it's like to be a Chinese person. Many ESL speakers don't have their emotions resonate with the things they say, and that's blatantly obvious with Simmons.
 
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
Damiel talking about how bad Jon's business card is, I'm willing to bet Jon is better at business that druggie Damiel
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>Me looking at Jons business card.
>Oh my god, even the card is written with a speech impediment...
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Jown, pwsed two dwo buwwiness with yew
 
Jon appears to be vomiting in his sleep, once again. I missed most of it, but it was pretty gnarly. He just got up and went to the bathroom.

 
Wellness check ain't gonna stop him from puking, he's just gotta let it rip and then drink lots of water, preferably not murky stream or puddle water though
 
It's for sure one of his first times drinking.

I used to be on tard watch in uni during orientation based events. If you're in charge it is fully your job to recognize the people who don't have much experience drinking. Some of them lie but you can always tell by how they act after two drinks. Usually that's either when you cut them off or lean into the rest of your night being monitoring them because its your fault for giving an inexperienced person alcohol.

They honestly don't know what they're getting into and will argue with you every time if you tell them to stop/go to bed. Usually you want to leave them in an actual bed with a trash can next to them. Not on the floor where they will 100% turn over due to the smell and the wet of the vomit.
 
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