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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Honestly can't believe how big of a faggot move Jet pulled last night. "You guys can watch all the mundane shit where people sleep in till 1pm, but when people are drinking and actually doing interesting shit?? Fuck off retard ❤️" truly the most retarded of all the wiggers.
 
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Wellness check ain't gonna stop him from puking, he's just gotta let it rip and then drink lots of water, preferably not murky stream or puddle water though
It's Jon we are talking about, he'll probably just drink coffee and think that it'll hidrate him enough.

I wonder if Jon will still do his daily pushups while hung over.
My money is on yes. Once he gets past that hangover.
 
I still cant believe that when Letty and Vance actually tried to start some (fairly mild) drama they got reprimanded for it, that has easily been the staffs biggest fuckup.
With Simmons(who sometimes made good content) gone and Damiel being a hated rulebreaking fake Plant they NEED the remaining people so step up, but when they finally try on their own the staff scares them into submision, what a bunch of retards.
This is not the Jon show, no matter how "based" and funny he is he cant carry this alone, i know some of you hate Letty but without a manipulative backstabbing bitch like her this house is almost dead.
 
that has easily been the staffs biggest fuckup.
Was it even the staff? Seems like Sam blew a fuse cause they fucked with is adopted son, while giving him an excuse to boot Simmons without any drama, and he floundered it.

I hope not. He fucks up a lot of things of threads he doesn't follow/like.
Flashbacks to him talking about vtubers ever, or when the VT thread almost died cause he came in slinging pedo accusations out of nowhere.
 
They’ve just kicked Simmons off for optics and now Sam is openly soliciting an Andrew Tate shoutout for Jon. It’s not the same I know but it’s still such an overreaction. I understand the nuance so it’s not a big deal but having an autist consistently declare their devotion to a self-proclaimed human trafficker is funny. Next they’re gonna bring in a shark to suck his dick before bedtime so he can sleep easier.
 
I still cant believe that when Letty and Vance actually tried to start some (fairly mild) drama they got reprimanded for it, that has easily been the staffs biggest fuckup.
With Simmons(who sometimes made good content) gone and Damiel being a hated rulebreaking fake Plant they NEED the remaining people so step up, but when they finally try on their own the staff scares them into submision, what a bunch of retards.
This is not the Jon show, no matter how "based" and funny he is he cant carry this alone, i know some of you hate Letty but without a manipulative backstabbing bitch like her this house is almost dead.
I think Sam carries a bit of a torch for Jon or sees Jon as the main content creator on the show. Lettie might not try anything and it'll be up to the new Vance/Sylvia coalition.
 
Next they’re gonna bring in a shark to suck his dick before bedtime so he can sleep easier.
No bad TTS for Jon! Jon's uncomfortable?? We'll buy you anything you want to feel better, even an Andrew Tate shoutout! This coddling is fucking pathetic. Totally unbiased showrunners btw
 
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