🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jet's come in and told them "they're going to play Battle Royale"
Teams are whatever you want. no hands on each other, don't too crazy (Jon). Betrayals allowed, If you get hit with a dart you're out.

IT'S BATTLE OF THE SEXES, BOYS VS GIRLS.
CAN JON WIN WITH THE TWO HANDCAPS, VANCE AND DAMIELS

JON FORTIFIES AND PROTECTS HIS WEAKEST MEMBERS
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Jon has stated his and Vance's goal is to protect Dameil, and help him get a Fishbuck, as Dameil has the least. Based Jon is looking out for his bro at any cost.
 
Team Foid has unveiled their strategy, which is to stay behind Jon's barricade. They seem to think Jon will be betrayed.

 
I just noticed it looks like Lettie's actually washed her hair properly

Edit- Sylvia crawled under the B3 bed my fucking sides
I noticed she was looking cleaner as well. I don't know how these people can stand being so filthy while living in such close quarters with others, I'd be so self conscious.

Maybe it's a game strategy, or maybe they're just gross.
 
Jon threatens to kill the girls' babies. This is a war crime, but thankfully, the UN has no authority among Fish. Damiel got peckish, and Jet demonstrates his impressive agility. This also highlights how incredibly desynchronized the cameras are.

 
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Damiel searching the house diligently for targets during the great and terrible Battle Royal (its actually boys vs girls).
 
Jon's latest loot crate included a bunch of darts, a nicer gun and a flashlight.

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The girls are hiding in various spots upstairs. Letty's definitely thinking about sniping someone. Edit: She just took a potshot at Jon and Damiel.

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