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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Josie says she cuts her hair herself because her father told her they can't afford haircuts. Unfortunately a lot of Josie's behaviors and interests really may be escapism from a poor home situation.
She's a super autistic injuin from the south west. It's pretty much a forgone conclusion that her home life is/was a total disaster. I kind of expect one of the reasons she's so in it to win it is that 20-30 grand buys a lot of fire water back on the reservation.
 
Shark comes into the kitchen and tosses the weights onto the floor. Sylvia, alarmed, jumps up and grabs (most likely food) from the counter. The shark starts to set up a blender and tosses random food into it making an ungodly concoction. He serves it to the fish in the living room. Jon says, "If I drink this will I get a fishbuck?" Shark shrugs in response and Jon restates that if he sees a fishbuck he will drink the blend.

TTS: "What do you guys think of the areolas?"

Jon: "What's that?"

Rest of fish: *continuous laughter*

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She's a super autistic injuin from the south west. It's pretty much a forgone conclusion that her home life is/was a total disaster. I kind of expect one of the reasons she's so in it to win it is that 20-30 grand buys a lot of fire water back on the reservation.
To save the reservation, she must learn the Weeb Man's ways, cater to his fetishes, steal his toys.
 
The other fish wouldn't tell Jon what an areola was so they got him to ask Jet. Jet told him it meant a nebula
 
With the dress shirt and the suspenders Jon looks like he's completing his Amish transformation.
Do we actually know much about Jons background? I know he has a sister and all. Maybe Jon is Amish and this is his rumspringa? I mean he has signs of inbreeding. Maybe his upstanding morality is just a result of being Amish? Maybe Sam or Jet should ask him to make some furniture to prove this theory.
 
Fish continue to talk on the couch while Jon holds a powerful handgun. Damiel receives a loot crate filled with beer. Jon points his toy gun at Letty and her baby, asking her to hand it to him. She refuses. Jon then calls the catholic church bad and pedophilic. "Pedophilic mothewfuckews." Letty talks about the guns she's shot, and Jon mentions that he owns a glock.

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Fish continue to talk on the couch while Jon holds a powerful handgun. Damiel receives a loot crate filled with beer. Jon points his toy gun at Letty and her baby, asking her to hand it to him. She refuses. Jon then calls the catholic church bad and pedophilic. "Pedophilic mothewfuckews." Letty talks about the guns she's shot, and Jon mentions that he owns a glock.

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Is he lying or the US just give guns to every retard who asks for one?
 
Another plushy for Josie, this time a bear. Whoever came up with the fish toy is a genius.
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If you could pay to take them away from her, that would be amazing. Force the pro josie simps and the anti josie haters to throw money at you. I will give them credit for taking advantage of all the unexpected simpery/josie love.
I didn't like josie much at first, but she's grown on me alot.
 
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