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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
dramamine said:
jon "idubbz prolly isnt as cool as me. hasn't done as much crazy stuff as me"
sylvia "you can fight idubbz, i can fight his wife"
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I told you guys. This is going to end with Sam Hyde convincing Jon to have some kind of retard fight with Airsoftfatty. It's going to be a big documentary I can feel it in my bones that this will happen somehow.
 
Sylvia is in bedroom 3 giving a make-up tutorial on how to get her signature look. We need a KF "girl" to listen and report back. Doesn't make any sense to me.

Edit: looks like she stopped after a few minutes and went to get food.
 
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Jon and Josie are the only one's cleaning the house, again.
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Mr. 305 said:
To play devils advocate, Simmons wrote his weird book talking about how kids can kiss at camp when he was 24. Josie made her weird guro art when she was 17 also TBH the art doesn't really seem like sex pest shit, it more so seems like edgy art that an autistic 17 year old would make. It isn't groundbreaking shit it is pretty run of the mill stuff. Also Simmons had contact with kids and posted pics of kids on his Instagram whether Simmons is actually a sex pest is for you to decide, but Josie was never shown hanging around kids.
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Simmons has strong Amos Yee energy.

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Staff came in and tossed all the trash that Josie and Jon cleaned up back into the room. Jon kicking shit and throwing it back at the basement door in anger.
 
A Shark dumped trash on the kitchen counter. Jon tardrages, and throws trash against the basement door in retaliation.

 
supersock12345 said:
IIRC Jet never really talked to or knew his father until semi-recently. He was taken by the state as a child was adopted and lived in a trailer with what he claims was an abusive family. He only made contact with his father in the past ~6 years because his grandmother was dying in the hospital and he wanted to see her.
For anyone who wants to know more, search on /r9k/ archives for the username / trip: hack_blastard !ZBVtO05IZw
His father also posts under the name: JohnnyNeptune
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not to derail the thread but i dont think thats true. there are photos of jet and johnny when he was quite young (12-14) and this video from 7 years ago where he looks older. johnny made several posts saying some really awful shit about jet so they definitely had a falling out. from what i gather, johnny was his main caretaker and jets mom wasnt in the picture. i think its very plausible that jet would lie about it considering what johnny has done.

also this video filmed by jet and posted on johnnys yt 7 years ago
 
KingFrampt said:
I don't know so much about the threats of suicide thing but theres videos of him when he used to go by Myg0t Hats threatening to rape someones baby, assuming the commenter is talking about that
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Frank being Hats is news to me, gonna need Costco bulk sauce on that claim
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
i think its very plausible that jet would lie about it considering what johnny has done.
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Agreed, I'm just basing what I stated off of what Jet himself has posted, what's true and what isn't is completely up for debate. His dad seems like a very ill-tempered and crude person.
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supersock12345 said:
Agreed, I'm just basing what I stated off of what Jet himself has posted, what's true and what isn't is completely up for debate. His dad seems like a very ill-tempered and crude person.
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shit youre right i forgot all about that post, i think he made another post with slightly more info on the adoptive parent(s) too, my bad.
 
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