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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Didn't Frank try to kill himself with Advil of all things, he might honestly be a woman on the inside
He is a Veteran with PTSD and diabetes can ya give old Frankie a rest?
Objective breakdown of all remaining fish and their roles in the tank:
Jon – the main protagonist, constantly undergoing character development. Will become Sam's chosen warrior in the next Creator Clash.
Josie - secondary protagonist, a lone autismo with an agenda all of her own.
Sylvia - side character, will most likely be the next to go.
Damiel - initially presented as main villain, revealed to be only a tertiary antagonist. One of Letty's pawns.
Vance - secondary antagonist that wrongly thinks he's the main villain. The second of Letty's pawns.
Letty - the main antagonist of the Fishtank, a manipulative BPD hag willing to do anything to win.
Vance is a tragic metaphor for Sam's struggles and was the originally planned protagonist,before Jon stole the show under him. Like Popeye and thimble theater. Also Mauro is the comic relief for Jon. Especially now that he's commenting from the outside. Like Batmite.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
 
I want everyone reading this in the future to know that the cost of sending one plushie to Josie is 8000 tokens (~$635).

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this is honestly what big brother always should’ve been. there’s so much potential for bizarre content on the internet that just isn’t achieved because there’s no group of determined spergs to hold it all together.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.

Turkey Tom is a content mill, videos as quickly and as low effort as possible
 
Vance might be going along with Letty because if/when they get caught doing something again, Jon's tard rage is more likely to be directed at Letty, that or if they get caught he can say "It was all Letty's idea, I was just following along" and considering the reaction to the baby situation, the others probably wouldent care. Could be, could not be, just a thought I had when I woke up.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
its really interesting to watch something where you know exactly what they get wrong. makes me wonder how much shit ive watched of his (or similar channels) that was equally retarded without realizing.
 
its really interesting to watch something where you know exactly what they get wrong. makes me wonder how much shit ive watched of his (or similar channels) that was equally retarded without realizing.
Goes to show exerting confidence even in the face of ignorance is enough to trick most.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
Tom is the embodiment of safe edgy. He will reference the sharty but will still willingly suck troon cock. E celebs are the embodiment of gell-mann amnesia.
 
I have to say this is easily the best thing Sam has worked on since World Peace. Just in terms of entertainment value almost nothing else compares.
 
A Shark dumped trash on the kitchen counter. Jon tardrages, and throws trash against the basement door in retaliation.

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Just like a modern day Don Quixote de la Mancha, Jon has an equally tragic story in bringing justice and fairness to the tank.

A true follower of the Old Testament, he's shown time and time again that he's willing to sacrifice his soul, body and sanity (whatever's left of it) in order to obtain vengeance. Godspeed Jon.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
Turkey Tom is a walking aids infection
 
Turkey Tom is a walking aids infection
The part that makes me dizzy is how Tom tells things completely out of continuity. it’s clear that he filled in the blanks with clip channels. If you have been watching the show and following this thread then you’ll experience whiplash watching that shit.
 
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I have to say this is easily the best thing Sam has worked on since World Peace. Just in terms of entertainment value almost nothing else compares.

100% agree, this almost rivals WP in terms of how great it is. It also massively boosted Sam's brand and unlike when Idubbbz gave Sam a massive boost fish tank is 100% in-house.
 
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