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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
King George III said:
Fashion Update!

First up, we have Jon, keeping it cool and casual
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Our next model, Letty, in a blue dress that compliments her stick-figure body
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Here we see Josie rockin' that 2006 emo look, the finest Hot Topic has on offer
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Sylvia doing her best with a daring Paul Harrell Meat Target ensemble
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Vance, dressed like a slob
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And to round things off, we have Damiel in a nice nigger tracksuit, desperately wishing he was a real nigger

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Editors Note: Josie and Jon were especially difficult to to clip, because they move around way too fast.
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my nigga paul would put a cap in her pork pectorals on sight frfr
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Hah, josie's wearing the same pants she did in the years old DDR video.
Also Jesus Christ can Sylvia ever not make herself look completely horrendous?
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She had the cute overalls that one day. I actually think she could be cute if she lost some weight and grew some eyebrows. The shiny sausage casing leggings gotta go though, even if she wasn't so fat.
 
afternoon_tea said:
She had the cute overalls that one day. I actually think she could be cute if she lost some weight and grew some eyebrows. The shiny sausage casing leggings gotta go though, even if she wasn't so fat.
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She could easily look less horrendous even while substantially overweight. Not cute, but not eye-bleach levels like she has been.
Eyebrows, for one. And clothes that actually fit, for two.

She dresses, sounds, and acts like a 50 year old lot lizard despite being 23.
 
I honestly have been surprised by the amount of loot crates/plushies/etc that are being bought. Like people are dumping their entire salaries into this. For those amounts they easily could've paid to have their favorite flown to them to hang out.
 
curbside2 said:
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
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You should've stopped expecting good cOnTeNt from him when he started censoring profanity and got professional editors for literally just talking into a microphone.
 
I like how Letty is trying to skin walk as Josie now.

Young white girl it is she who scalps you, not the other way around.
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A crew member comes in, tells them "If I were you guys I'd stop eating" and then leaves.

Hmmmmmm.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
She could easily look less horrendous even while substantially overweight. Not cute, but not eye-bleach levels like she has been.
Eyebrows, for one. And clothes that actually fit, for two.

She dresses, sounds, and acts like a 50 year old lot lizard despite being 23.
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That's because her background seems to be white-trash Oklahoman. As mentioned in the thread, she is a former heroin user and had a 60+ year old "fiancé." She also lived in a restroom for two months.

It's a sad story and she probably actually needs the money most out of the contestants. Though she'll probably get enough from OnlyFans publicity to change her life a bit.
 
Thought Himinal said:
That's because her background seems to be white-trash Oklahoman. As mentioned in the thread, she is a former heroin user and had a 60+ year old "fiancé." She also lived in a restroom for two months.

It's a sad story and she probably actually needs the money most out of the contestants. Though she'll probably get enough from OnlyFans publicity to change her life a bit.
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She also admitted to being paid to piss. Dunno if it was piss videos or pissing on people but either way she's extremely fucked up.
 
Thought Himinal said:
That's because her background seems to be white-trash Oklahoman. As mentioned in the thread, she is a former heroin user and had a 60+ year old "fiancé." She also lived in a restroom for two months.

It's a sad story and she probably actually needs the money most out of the contestants. Though she'll probably get enough from OnlyFans publicity to change her life a bit.
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Yeah, I was about to say, everything about Sylvie was explained when I found out she was from Tulsa. She doesn't seem like a bad person, just not somebody with the motivation or ability to change her circumstances much.
 
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