🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 420 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    815
5 more minutes, thank god. So sick of hearing this dude talk.

Vance is still trying. It looks like Sylvia has given up. I've seen Damiel eating nonstop but I can't see how much. I swear Letty is still on her 2nd hotdog but I don't know for sure.
 
CoolFool said:
5 more minutes, thank god. So sick of hearing this dude talk.

Vance is still trying. It looks like Sylvia has given up. I've seen Damiel eating nonstop but I can't see how much. I swear Letty is still on her 2nd hotdog but I don't know for sure.
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there was no rice or potatoes included in this challenge. no way damiel wins.
 
The funniest part about this seminar is Jon taking it seriously and actually asking questions and giving his financial wisdom.

2 MINUTES LEFT!
 
It is worth driving home how quickly Jon shut down Sam on the hot dogs. He said he wouldn’t eat the hot dogs because they contain pork. Sam bumped the prize money to 2k. Jon stood firm.

Now the contest is wrapped up and Sam looks visibly confused why only two people are in a rush.
 
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Goldstriker double-fisting a Starbucks doubleshot enery and a yerba mate in these last seconds
 
CoolFool said:
The funniest part about this seminar is Jon taking it seriously and actually asking questions and giving his financial wisdom.

2 MINUTES LEFT!
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Assholes need to get out of the way, so I can get a shot of Jon Tate-posing. Also, here's photographic evidence of Letty pecking at her wiener like she's a bird.
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curbside2 said:
It is worth driving home how quickly Jon shut down Sam on the hot dogs. He said he wouldn’t eat the hot dogs because they contain pork. Sam bumped the prize money to 2k. Jon stood firm.

Now the contest is wrapped up and Sam looks visibly confused why only two people are in a rush.
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This makes me wonder now how Jon will respond to TTS messages calling him a closet muslim based on the pork claim, could be a funny thing if they don't go full gayin and censor them before they go through
 
curbside2 said:
It is worth driving home how quickly Jon shut down Sam on the hot dogs. He said he wouldn’t eat the hot dogs because they contain pork. Sam bumped the prize money to 2k. Jon stood firm.

Now the contest is wrapped up and Sam looks visibly confused why only two people are in a rush.
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TBH it was a shit contest. Letty clearly has an ED and isn't going to eat shit. The other two women aren't going to out eat a big guy like Vance or even a regular guy like Damiel no matter how much they try. And this wasn't the first time Jon said he doesn't eat pork so Sam should have known he wouldn't have done it.
 
Sam wildly over estimated how many they would eat. Vance did like 9...out of 34.

This is rigged as shit, lol.
 
Well fuck me I guess I saw wrong??? Letty ate 12. Josie ate 11. Vance ate 10 and Damie ate 13, but due to the women handicap, Letty wins. WTF.
 
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