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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
How could Letty have cheated though? She was taking notes while eating the entire time and never moved. No way she could have hid the hotdogs in her clothes or throw them in garbage without anyone noticing. Either Josie counted super wrong, Sam is lying for drama sake, or Letty really did eat 12 hotdogs.If anyone is lying it's Sam to create drama.

Edit: and apparently there was a hand cam there the whole time so again I don't see how Letty could cheat even if she had wanted to.
Josie can't count, Sam is lying for the drama and Letty went along with the lie because she's willing to cheat to win.
 
How could Letty have cheated though? She was taking notes while eating the entire time and never moved. No way she could have hid the hotdogs in her clothes or throw them in garbage without anyone noticing. Either Josie counted super wrong, Sam is lying for drama sake, or Letty really did eat 12 hotdogs. If anyone is lying it's Sam to create drama.

Edit: and apparently there was a hand cam there the whole time so again I don't see how Letty could cheat even if she had wanted to.
Was Josie doing the counting? Or did Letty lie about how many she ate?
 
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I just can't get over this, this is like Jim Sterling levels right here. She did this, looked in the mirror and was like "Yeah, I like that, that's good."
 
How could Letty have cheated though? She was taking notes while eating the entire time and never moved. No way she could have hid the hotdogs in her clothes or throw them in garbage without anyone noticing. Either Josie counted super wrong, Sam is lying for drama sake, or Letty really did eat 12 hotdogs. If anyone is lying it's Sam to create drama.

Edit: and apparently there was a hand cam there the whole time so again I don't see how Letty could cheat even if she had wanted to.
dude she was nibbling on those dogs. Josie fucked up dividing them up equally (I saw some fall off the plates before even starting), then the count afterwards was fucked too lol it's obvious that Vance (maybe Dam) won but Sam is fucking around.

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It was kind of funny during the hot dog eating contest but this seminar bit has overstayed it's welcome.
lol Letty is still getting grilled about the hot dog count.
 
Not sure if anyone posted this but Sam said they have a 1 in 5 chance of winning since there's a plant, so I'm guessing Damiel can't win
 
Letty is denying cheating with a VENGEANCE whenever TTS brings it up. Never seen her cover her ass this much.

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  • making herself as small as possible
  • staring at the floor
most obvious lie thus far
 
If Jon ends up being a plant and is actually a *brilliant* method actor I will.... I dunno, my head would probably just explode.
Sometimes I think Jon Keyser Söze'ing it at the end of fishtank would be the funniest outcome, but I'm not sure if it's better than believing that God actually did create the most perfect retard.
 
I sometimes wonder if Jon is what Chris Chan could have been under better circumstances. Which also makes me worry about him post fishtank when there will definitely be people actively trying to fuck with him like people do with Chris.
 
Sam invites us to review the footage to check for errors. Make your employees do their fuckin jobs, Shmoyel Hydestein. I don't wanna keep a tally of retards eating hotdogs.
They can't even disable TTS when they need to...
 
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